Funny poem by husband and wife!

ahmed_indian

ahmed_indian

to Allah we belong
:salam2:,

may Allah protect us frm such spouses. Ameen. :)

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created you.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you…

:D :D
 
4mMadara2Amina

4mMadara2Amina

Junior Member
:)))

ahmed_indian said:
:salam2:,

may Allah protect us frm such spouses. Ameen. :)

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created you.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you…

:D :D
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Hmm... had a good laugh actually :D, but some things didn't really like in it...:girl3: ;)
 
fada_all

fada_all

Junior Member
salam alikum wac rahmatu allah taala wa barakatuh akhi ahmed


so so so funny wonderful i can't stop laughing haaaaaaaaaa

jazaka allah eveery khir fi duniya wa al akhira

may allah swt make all your days full of love happiness
 
HIBBA2009

HIBBA2009

Daughter of Adam
Asalamalikum wah rahmahtullah wah bahrahtu

haha it's soooooooooo funny :lol:

jazakallah khair for sharing brother:)
 
Janaan

Janaan

ربنا اغفر لنا ذنوبنا
Staff member
Lool, very funny!!:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: -heard the 1st one b4, heard the 2nd to the lats one b4, but a bit differently n not soo appropraitely:p:p n i heard the last one b4 too...there's also this: "Roses r red, violets r blue- God made me pretty but wat happened to you?"

Jazakallah for sharing this akhi:biggrin::biggrin:
 
Zaynab123

Zaynab123

Subhana Allah!
Asalamu alaykum

Oh God, that is so helarious!!!! hahahaha jazak Allahu khayra for sharing this with us.:D:D:D:D:D:

wasalam
 
I

IHearIslam

make dua 4 ma finals
Assalaamu alaikum,

:lol: :lol: subhanaAllaaah Azeem...... :lol: :lol: subhanaAllaah....these are just plain Old funny subhanaAllaah! :)
 
alf2

alf2

Islam is a way of life
Lol, a lot of that is funny even if it is kind of mean xD

But when he said:

"The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?"

Ooooo, I would have been SOOOOO mad >:|
 
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