joke-dont mind please

[TipuSultan]

one joke after a long day of heated debate in forum please dont mind

in india some lazy muslims who dont want to go to mosque say this

Ghar say Masjid bhout dur hai,
chalo aise kara kisi rota huwa bacha ko hasaya

translation.

from home the mosque is far away,
lets do 1 thing,lets cheer up a crying baby -lol

those who understand urdu will laugh more at the joke.

may Allah guide all muslims and help us to read namaz 5 times a day.

 

[ahmed_indian]

are you sure tht only indian muslims say that masjid is far frm home? :wink:

may Allah remove nationalism from our hearts. ameen

 

[TipuSultan]

:salam2:
yea whenever u call some of them for prayer-lol

 

[saifkhan]

are you sure tht only indian muslims say that masjid is far frm home? :wink:

may Allah remove nationalism from our hearts. ameen

Saalam alaikum

thums up bro ahmed_indian.......I'm always with you.
may be brother tipusultan just wanned to tell us the joke not to pay attention on that and so he did tell: dont mind..... he he...right bro tipu sultan?

may Allah help all the Muslims to overcome every shortcomings.
ameen
wassalam

 

[TipuSultan]

:salam2:
yea it is a joke.

and I think there is nationalism in someone's name

 

[saifkhan]

Saalam alaikum brother tipusultan

Race is something from Allah azza wa jal, we cant neglect it or cant regret of it.
but when it comes race and religion: ofcourse religion must be given the first preference. I think you'll also do that. but race is from Allah subhanahu wa ta'la, thats a gift.

I hope this discussion will not go further.
hope still joking is going on.

wassalam

 

[nadir khan]

Salam Brothers

This is a Good joke. There is also a lesson every one can learn from this joke. Muslims all around the world are prone to feeling lazy and avoid going to the mosque for prayer. None of us can deny the fact that we at one point or the other tried making excuesed either to ourselves or to others regarding our reluctance to go to the mosque. We must try to defeat shaitan and make Allah happy by trying our best to go to masjid inshallah.

 

[nadir khan]

Saalam alaikum brother tipusultan

Race is something from Allah azza wa jal, we cant neglect it or cant regret of it.

Brothers Race is from Allah but it is Irrelevant in Islam. It bears no significance accept for how one looks from outside. If you think that way every single human being looks different but in Allahs eyes we are all the same.

 

[ahmed_indian]

:salam2:
yea it is a joke.

and I think there is nationalism in someone's name

:salam2:,

my username *only* signifies that i am indian. it *doesnt* represent nationalism.

having indian or pakistani or british passport is not nationalism. hating and disliking other just because he/she do not belong to one's land is nationalism.

Ramzaan Kareem!

 

[fatima1994]

:lol: jzakallah fr posting its jus a joke he's ryt dont mind
walikumsalam. :muslim_child: lol

 

[queenislam]

new version of it:

one joke after a long day of heated debate in forum please dont mind

in india some lazy muslims who dont want to go to mosque say this



translation.

from home the mosque is far away,
lets do 1 thing,lets cheer up a crying baby -lol

those who understand urdu will laugh more at the joke.

may Allah guide all muslims and help us to read namaz 5 times a day.

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:salam2:

That was an old version of Indian jokes many Indian love going to the mosque and if you watch the solat taraweeh on t.v you'll find that most Indian occupied the holy mosque~masha allah!
Long Live Indian muslim!!!

So the new version of it:
Let's bring along the crying baby to the mosque!

Masha allah!

Ramadhan Al Mubarak!

Take Care!
Thank you,

~Wassalam

 

[TipuSultan]

:salam2:
joke as I am from India so I said this.

but inshallah we all go to mosque but not with baby otherwise baby will trouble the imam very much-lol