**50 things to do in an Elevator **

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50 Things To Do In An Elevator​

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It’s a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. v

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. Talk to yourself

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I’ve got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, **** motion sickness!"

19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

20. Meow occasionally.

21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You’re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "mmmm…tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

41. Bring a chair along.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it’s getting larger."

50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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[OsMaN_93]

some more
51. Act as if there is a earthquake..

52. Act as if u r sleeping and make sounds..
53) call out bingo when a considerable amount of numbers have been pushed...
54. Stand in the end and say in a heavey voice "HANDS UP! NOW!"**my fave **

55)Scream hysterically, "The ship is out of control we're going to crash."

56)Mumble loudly "I hate these public bathrooms, they are always so crowded."

57)Look at the person next to you and ask. "Do we stop at Elm Street?"

58)Stand at the control panel, staring at it intently, then ask 'Which button do I push to go Left?"

59)Call someone on your cellphone and talk OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD and then say you farted... to the person on the phone.

60)Take a pen out of your pocket, hold it up to your mouth and talk into it, then hold it up to your ear for a few seconds. Keep doing this. As soon as you see somebody staring at you hand him the pen and say "The call is for you."

61)Carry an empty bag with you, take out your cell phone and talk into it while looking inside the bag. say on the phone, loud enough for everybody to hear. "Yes, I am certain it escaped, the bag is empty. It must be on the elevator someplace. It won't bite unless somebody scares it"

62)you can hold your nose and keep looking at someone aswell, make them out to be a mr/ms stinky

also after you leave the lift send it on a journey, press all the buttons on the lift, that really annoys the posh people hah

63)Take out your cell phone. Stand in a corner facing the wall whisper in the cell phone, but loud enough for those closest to hear "I tracked him down, he is armed and on the elevator with me. Should I detonate the device now?"