muslimahindeen
Junior Member
A young girl walked up to her mother and stared at her hair.
As her mother scrubbed dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked,
"Why do you have grey strands in your hair?"
The mother paused and looked at her daughter,
"Everytime you disobey me, I get one strand of grey hair.
If you want me to stay pretty, you had better obey me."
Saying that, the mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes.
The little girl stood there thinking.
She her throat again, and sweetly asked,
"Mother, why is grandma's hair all grey?
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A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie's house,
and Grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.
"Oh Morris," said Grandma.
"You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?"
Leaning close toGrandma so that the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
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One day three people were in a cafè drinking tea,
three flies,
one fell in each cup
person numba 1 asked for another cup of tea
person numba 2 threw the fly away and continued drinking
person numba 3 took the fly out, slaped it and said
"spit out the tea you drank, u little thing"
As her mother scrubbed dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked,
"Why do you have grey strands in your hair?"
The mother paused and looked at her daughter,
"Everytime you disobey me, I get one strand of grey hair.
If you want me to stay pretty, you had better obey me."
Saying that, the mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes.
The little girl stood there thinking.
She her throat again, and sweetly asked,
"Mother, why is grandma's hair all grey?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie's house,
and Grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home.
"Oh Morris," said Grandma.
"You've been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you get lost?"
Leaning close toGrandma so that the policeman couldn't hear, Morris whispered, "I wasn't lost. I was just too tired to walk home."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One day three people were in a cafè drinking tea,
three flies,
one fell in each cup
person numba 1 asked for another cup of tea
person numba 2 threw the fly away and continued drinking
person numba 3 took the fly out, slaped it and said
"spit out the tea you drank, u little thing"