riddles

muslimad

Asalamu Alaykum!
:salam2:
thought this section could use sum riddles any 1 got any good ones
ill start

i occur twice in a week once in a year, century, milenium

its pretty easy to start with :hijabi:
 

Albint_Almuslima

Im Proud 2 B Me!
Asalam Alakum,

Ok here is my riddle lets see who is smart enough to figure it out!!LOL

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?
 

amyaishazouaoui

Junior Member
:salam2:

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

:wasalam:
 

Albint_Almuslima

Im Proud 2 B Me!
The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HMMM, u aint the only good one!!LOL
 

justoneofmillion

Junior Member
One more:

I am something that once brought you much pleasure,
You may not need me, but I'm a poor man's treasure. What am I?
assalam,has this anything to do with greed?com on just a little hint ,blind eyes?com on before i start to get mad!just kidding,am i anywhere near ?or am kinda digging to deep may be? i will think abt it further inschallah:)
 
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