SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE

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    THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE


    Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

    They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

    Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy going marriage'.



    Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? '


    Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

    'We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

    Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

    My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.


    On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

    Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'.

    She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

    This time she again kept calm and said 'This is your second time' and continued.

    When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!


    I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?' ..


    She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'.'

    Husband:'That's it. We are happy ever after. '
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    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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    very funny lollll
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    Mahzala فَتَبَارَكَ اللَّهُ أَحْسَنُ الْخَالِقِينَ

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    Assalamualaikum

    :bismillah1:

    Some women can be freaky sometimes. Cool Thread though. When I read the title, I thought you had posted some successful love story or something. I was keen to read it because not all marriages are successful now a days. :(

    Anyway, May Allah reward you for your efforts. Aameen.

    Assalamualaikum
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    very cool!! loved that!!!
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    She shot the horse dead?! Wow!! Didn't see that one coming! looool!!! :lol: hahahahaha!!
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    :lol::lol:............thought i will read a love story never thought this way
    at all...very funny love it........looooooooooool
    :lol::lol:
    :wasalam:
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    Assalamualaikum
    That was really funny!
    Jazakallah for sharing!
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    oooh, that was so not "the happy" ending i thought it would be. that poor man. still funny though.
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    Hope that doesn't happen on my marriage... (If i have one)
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    i knew already this funny story, but reversed: the shooter was a cowboy that ride on a horse with her spouse.

    If a woman try to do this at me, she repent in a bit, even im not a violent man, nor i have used any violence to anyone in all my life :but im clever and intelligent and i know how give suffering without raise a single finger:) my vengeance will be more hard that the hardest beating.

    in modern words, i have a very b....y mind when i want.

    Hee hee....
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    lol..........................................
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    That was funny:ma: thanks fr sharing bro,

    :salam2:
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    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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    hahahaaaaaaa
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    loooooooooooooooool
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    Lol... HeHe!!
    That was funny!!!
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    LOL.
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