:salam2: dear brothers and sisters, please read the following news. As i am a teacher a freind of mine forwarded this hillarious news joke to me .... lol
At a press conference, Attorney General John Jeremy said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBY with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Jeremy said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, PM Manning said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Source: Human Intelligence
BREAKING NEWS: School Teacher Arrested @ Piarco Airport
TRINIDAD EXPRESS: A secondary school teacher was arrested today at Piarco International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.At a press conference, Attorney General John Jeremy said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBY with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Jeremy said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, PM Manning said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Source: Human Intelligence
bro for sharing , hehehehe
