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foud these funny thought should share ,,,,,,,,really bored right now
( no offence to any one ; peace )
^Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
^Pathan wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the car he was driving.. !!!!!!
^Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Pathan:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
^Pathan wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.
^Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Pathan: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
^Pathan was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
^Pathan told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go!
^One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."What's the matter?" the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender."Yeah, except today is the last night."
^ Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
^Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
^ Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
foud these funny thought should share ,,,,,,,,really bored right now
( no offence to any one ; peace )
^Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
^Pathan wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the car he was driving.. !!!!!!
^Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Pathan:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
^Pathan wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.
^Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Pathan: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
^Pathan was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
^Pathan told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go!
^One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."What's the matter?" the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender."Yeah, except today is the last night."
^ Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
^Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
^ Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
Thanx a lot brother for the good laugh ... I loved this one in particular
^Pathan was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary 
yup i liked that one too ,and then that joke about the BIHARI ,that one as well ,,