1-you break your fast when a computer program makes the athan. 2- iftaar is an all you-can-eat buffet before praying Maghrib. 3- a box of dates from California is about 70 dollars. 4- taraweeh prayer is interrupted to announce "car with license plate 2d3dj3a must be moved away from the warehouse entrance." 5- islamic "swim suits' are the latest fashion and your daughter wants them as an eid gift 6-when your children are Demanding their eid money or they won't go to eid prayer. Add more if you want everyone! I just thought these were funny!