Cool DICTIONARY...

naaad

naaad

mu'minah


As Salaamu Alaikum Wa RahmatULLAHI Wa Barakatuh​

My dear brothers and sisters, Do you think you know all definitions???:SMILY126:
you might be wrong.............:SMILY149::biggrin:
check this out...:SMILY27:;)
instructions: Read Carefully & Do not stop yourself from laughing or smiling:)


CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end and a fool at the other

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE: Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students
without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes
before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before

CLASSIC: A book
which people praise, but never read

SMILE: A curve
that can set a lot of things straight

OFFICE: A place where you can
relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN: The only time when
some married men ever get to open their mouth

ETC:A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually do

COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

EXPERIENCE: The name men give
to their Mistakes

ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end
to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath
if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST: A person who says that
O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER: A person who lives poor
so that he can die RICH

FATHER: A banker provided by
nature

CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other,
unless he gets caught

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections
and your Confidence Later

DOCTOR: A person
who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you




***KEEP SMILING***​


 
zainab bala

zainab bala

Allah is sufficient.
this is great! I get to know the meaning of some words. so, if you are not caught, you are definetely not a criminal right?
Jazakallah khairan.
 
W

wannabe_muttaqi

A MUSLIM BROTHER
ASAK

ASAK,
LOL :lol::lol: Thanks sister. All of those were funny, but my pick would be

OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST: A person who says that
O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

JAK
 
drimi

drimi

Qëndrim Ismajli
Selam alejkum
Thank you very much for this cool dictionary because words in it are true and
right written. Jezek ALL-LLAHU khairan we selam alejkum
 
gazkour

gazkour

Junior Member
Assalamo alikom wa rahmato Allah wa barakato

Loved it. My favourite is the 'Boss' and the 'Classic' ones.
 
naaad

naaad

mu'minah
some more..

here are some more.....


ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him/her.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

GROCERY LIST:What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

PROFESSOR: Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

SCHOOL TEACHER: A disillusioned person who used to think he liked children.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.

SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

SPOILED ROTTEN: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma.


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LaLa09

LaLa09

♥Amor vincit omnia♥
COMPROMISE:The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

TEARS: The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power
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fada_all

fada_all

Junior Member
salam alikom

it magic !!!!!!!!!!!!!so so so funnyyyyyyyyyyy

thanks so much sister naad i can't stop laughing wow............
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
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naaad

naaad

mu'minah
hahaha thanx to all of you who enjoyed it...
i'll try to get more of those just for the sake of your precious smiles.........
enjoyyy....

hey by the way, din't you find- yawn, show off & gossip sooo true....and funny :D
 
naaad

naaad

mu'minah

As Salaam Alaikum,
Well, this time i've got funny quotes, not definitions.
i really really don't mean any offence to anybody.. i hope it's taken as white humor :)



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.. It's called marriage.'

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

:D :D :D​
 
kubra_2002

kubra_2002

Allahu Akubar!!!!!
as wrwb..mashallah.. this is hilarious..really..but I don get this one YAWN: The only time when
some married men ever get to open their mouth can someone explian this one..another dictionary..loll
 
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