Laughing Time

[sanan khan]

[/SIZE]Sorry sisters

Lets start with some Dose of Laughing

I bet u can't stop laughing after reading this.


These are Girls profiles taken from SOME MATRIMONIAL SITE. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

SO LET's HAVE A FUN

~ : Disclaimer : ~

I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this post.



Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore .if u like me u welcome to my heart. when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident orsend u letter.

Thanks



i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA,and other homework
(Wut Homework?)


I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life.
I Love to make friendship.Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then
why to late come on ....hold my hand forever !!!



i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow
i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)



i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast.

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)


HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO
MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO
ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.
THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY

(TO MAKE THEM LOUGH......)



whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)



i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and
I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome" )



iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother
sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)



my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige
me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )


iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)



hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be
in the same caste or other caste accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)



Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white.
i like social service.

(Zebra..???)

 

[fatima1994]

hahhahahahahahhahahaa!!!!!!!! omg omg omg!!! u dont need to say sorry bro cuz that jus made my day!!
HALARIOUS!!! i CANT stop laughing!!! talk about desperate people
hhahahaaha and they should check out there so "awzum" grammer before posting this junk! :lol::lol::lol:


jazakallah for sharing!

 

[Sanaa01]

hahaha
Very funny I don't like to laugh or make fun of people but this one got me I can't stop laughing

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige
me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

Thanks for sharing

 

[HIBBA2009]

hahahha............lol it's very funny i can't stop laughing

thx 4 sharing with us

 

[zahrany]

LOLZZZ
that wasss soo funnnnii
jazakAllahu khair bro
waslaamu alaikum

 

[rightpath_357]

whoa- that just spells D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E! i cant believe people go on those sites! i'd rather see sumone in person if i wasnt muslim! OMA! u make funny comments- but isnt this backbiting? and bro- y were u on that site? hmmmmmm?????? :lol:

 

[IHearIslam]

Assalamu Alaikum brother

I dont mean to be rude or offensive,
but brother, I think putting this on here for laughs is inappropiate............we're putting "other's errors" on public and then laughing about 'em. Does that seem ISLAMIC to you brother? this sisters could be our OWN sisters, and even if they were not, why are we making fun of how they write? I mean we all make mistakes, and such,
InshaAllah you dont see my words as offensive,
if you did, please brother forgive me,
may Allah guide us all and forgive us of our sins, may Allah keep us on the path of truth, may Allah grant us His mercy...ameen,ameen,ameen

 

[sanan khan]

Sister i was not making fun or laughing at any one. it was a fun and nothing else. however, thank you for such a nice comments. becarefull next time.