something funny

[zainab]

Asallamu Alaykum

I stumbled on a short story.....


The Atheist Teacher
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they're atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Fatima has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Muslim." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Fatima why she is a Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My mom is a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if your mom was a moron,and your dad was a moron, - what would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Fatima, "I'd be an atheist."

[a moron is a dumb, stupid person]

 

[AishaR]

Assalam Alaikum

Very good sister, just scared my husband though, laughing so loud...... lol

Salam

 

[Umm Aysha]

Asalaam

lol......:tongue: that was good...

:salam2:

 

[anna]

salam
thats coool!

 

[Aqeedah20]

Assalamu Alaikum,
Very funny, lol!! :bananabb2in:

 

[38khadj]

As Salaam Mo Alikum
Sounds like a very intelligent little girl!
good story!
wasalaam

 

[Hajar]

Assalamu alaykum,

lol thats a good one .. thanks for sharing

 

[samiha]

:salam2:

Yes this was a very nice story.

 

[zarah]

Assalamu Alaikum




:salam2:

That was funny!

Jazzak-Allah khair for sharing.

 

[Abu Juwairiya]

Asallamu Alaykum

I stumbled on a short story.....


The Atheist Teacher
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they're atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Fatima has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a Muslim." The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Fatima why she is a Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My mom is a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if your mom was a moron,and your dad was a moron, - what would you be then?" She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Fatima, "I'd be an atheist."

[a moron is a dumb, stupid person]

We should all want to have children like her. Children that not only don't follow the flock, but also have the ability, willingness and strength to deduce and say what is correct even when everyone else fails.