** the old women and the Atheist **

OsMaN_93

OsMaN_93

Here to help
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arhmatulahi wabarakthu

An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
This went on for years.
One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

:salam2:warhmatulahi wabarakthu
hehe LOL
 
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Abdul Hasib

Student of Knowledge
Kinda seemed a little confusing, but it's funny like the one below:

By Preacher Moss

Ther was a dog and a chicken. They crossed the road, and then they crossed again. This time, when they crossed the road, a truck drove over and hit them. Mashallah, the truck driver was Muslim, so they both died Halal!

Might seem confusing, but in your head you'll understand it, without needing owrds.
 
Faiza619

Faiza619

Strangers on earth
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LOL Very funny Thank you Allah for the food which the Devil paid for
The neighbour would be like HUH?

LOL
Jazaak Allahu Kheiran for sharing
 
habib786

habib786

Junior Member
hahahahahahah ... i thought that lady converted the athiest .... lolol... that was really funny ...... thanks for sharing ........ allah hafiz
 
salahdin

salahdin

Junior Member
بِسۡمِ ٱللهِ ٱلرَّحۡمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ


Asalama akeikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu bro osman thats was pretty funny. May Allah, the Sovereign Lord, the Holy One, the Mighty, the Wise make you pass your exam and become the dr you want to be amin ya raab.
 
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