Okay let me give it a go.....
A. When one does not know what it is, then it is something; But when one knows what it is, then it is nothing. What is it?
B. A headless lawyer had a letter to write; It was read by a man who had lost his sight. The dumb repeated it word for word; And deaf was he who listened and heard.
C. You can take off all of my skin and I will not cry but YOU will
Why ?
D.One day little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. keep in mind that his parents were not very violent people.
E. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has many letters?
F. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
Ahhhh....that to me some tym to find......but the only way to make every c it except 1 person is u place it ontop of his head eh...
it has something to do the vowels.... I don't whether it is the repetition or the fact there is no E!
i love company like no other
I am horrible and quite a bother
but as soon as company arrives I bring much laughter
Even though for muslims this really shouldn't be the case
Oh yeah I forgot to mention I don't have a face.