Funny Poerty (Urdu)

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AlQurtubi

Banned
I will translate the verses later


1) Hum nay un ki yaad main ro ro kay tub bhar diye
Woh aye baysharam aur naha kay chal diye

2) Andheri qaber..sunsan qabristaan..sooni havaili..kala aasmaan..bijli karki..
aaya tufaan..raat ho gaee..so ja shaitaan.......:)
 
saima abdullah

saima abdullah

my life iz 4 Allah
well nice collection .....quite funny as wel brother sheerpak lagta hay app bus ,raksha sheeiry main phd kar rahay hain .....bhai tora pakistani qoom pay raham kareen kisi bahir walay ko samjh aa gaya tu..........lol
 
Robab

Robab

daughter of Adam
what is this??

bhai aaj kia ho geya hay.kesay mood mai yai likha hai.aub meri taraf say bhi.

Is dasht ki sehra ko samandar kr de
Ya meri Ankh k hr ashk ko pather kr de
Ae Allah Pak me aur nai kuch tujh se mangta
Meri chadar mere peron k barabar kr de
Muje ghair na le Ye Aashashy duniya kahin
Mujh pe apni Rehmet ka saya kr de
Muje khak na kr de meri hasti k gharur
muje mere mafs se mutabar kr de
Aey allah pak meri duaon ka wo samar kr de
Mangoon mai tujh se qatra or tu muje samadar kr de
(A m e e n)
 
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AlQurtubi

Banned
ameen to ur dua sister robab. This thread is for funny poetry :)

"very funny dont copy ur sms here lol " .. its not my sms :p

Here are some more

1) na ye chaand hoga na taaray rahaingay
kya hum hamesha kunwaaray rahaingay
is dunya mai kitnon kay nikah hogaye
kya naseeb mai hamaray sirf nikah k choharay rahaingay...

2) Woh aaj bhi hume dekh kar Muskurate hain.
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mujhe Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain

3)usski gali say guzray kiya haseen itifaq tha
uss nay jo phool phaikna gamla bhi sath tha

4)na woh chat pay jati na mein dewaana hota
na woh pathar marti na mein kaana hota

5)shadi k baad shair huay hain kamal kay
urdu durust ho gai begam ko pal kay
pehli bar jo moun dho kay aie wo samnay
matlab samaj gaya main urooj-o-zawal kay .. LOL

6)YEH KEH KAR NIKAL DIA HUMKO KIRAY K MAKAN SE
"TU SHAHEENN HAY BASERA KAR PAHARON KI CHATANO PER"

7)Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain .. LoooooooL
 
ruki4eva

ruki4eva

Muslim Unity...
:salam2:
LOL jazakallah for the thread haha it put a smile on
my face Alhamdulillah :)
May Allah bless you and fill your life with happiness
Ameen
:wasalam:
 
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AlQurtubi

Banned
1) heroin bechne wale se kaha laila ne
ye powder sunghado mere dewane ko
nashe ke hatho mar jaye wo
koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko

2)wo bhi kya din they... jab hum jin they
Tum aik pari thee.. hum pay mari thee.
ab hum diyoo hien ..jinoon k bhi payoo(father) hien ..

3)Gham-e-judai main bohat jaam piye hon gay galib
Per "DEW" na piya 2 phir kya jia....???
 
slaveofAllah88

slaveofAllah88

Slave of Allah (swt)
saima abdullah said:
well nice collection .....quite funny as wel brother sheerpak lagta hay app bus ,raksha sheeiry main phd kar rahay hain .....bhai tora pakistani qoom pay raham kareen kisi bahir walay ko samjh aa gaya tu..........lol
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:salam2:
lol Saima behn that was hilarious what you said lol :p sadly im not living in Pakistani im living in Canada :) but when i was in Pakistan i was really small so rest assure none of them are from raksha lol i had to delete them thou cuz :p i dont think they r nice yea dont ban me plz so i have stupid shair i will post some but plz dont hate me for it just enjoy the shair i dont think they r that bad if they offend someone plz let me now i will remove them

romeo ko juliet ka SMS nahin aya
Romeo ne char din se khana nahin khaya
yahan Romeo mar raha tha Juliet ke pyar mein
Juliet bethi the SMS free hone ki intizaar mein :)

Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai
Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai

Yeh duniya bari ajeeb hai
larki bhi kya cheez hai
kabhi nahin karti hum ko "hi"
Koi tu mujhe larki patana samjaye

Aaj chand pe noor hai,
is baat ka chand ko guroor hai,
hum kis pe guroor kare,
zalim hamara chand hi humse door hai...

sitaroon se age jahaan aur bhi hain
abhi ishq ki imtahaan aur bhi hai
Pehli date par larki baag gaye tu kya howa
abhi larkiyoon ki number aur bhi hain

Hope no one got offended and im not gonna get kicked out of this forum :S please i love this forum
take care
aslam o alikum
 
slaveofAllah88

slaveofAllah88

Slave of Allah (swt)
Thought i add some nice one :)

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
Saya koi lahraye to lagta hai ke tum ho
Ab tum hi bataao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Bas nazraun se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi darane ki
Ham yunhi behosh ho gaye hote kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki


Jale ko aag kahte hain, bujhe ko raakh kahte hain
Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani, usi ko dimaagh kahte hain

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo k darwaje tere liye khol doon,
itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du

Khamosh raat ke pehalu me sitare nahi hote,
in rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote...
agar kar deti aap haan
tu hum bhi aaj kunware nahin hote
 
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ayesha_r

Muslimah
:salam2:
nice thread..i love all of them ha ha...made my day...
I love the one brother shaheerpak wrote...
shaheerpak said:
Thought i add some nice one :)

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ke tum ho
Saya koi lahraye to lagta hai ke tum ho
Ab tum hi bataao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho?
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haha
could't stop laughing

:wasalam:
 
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AlQurtubi

Banned
"Jale ko aag kahte hain, bujhe ko raakh kahte hain
Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani, usi ko dimaagh kahte hain "

loool.. thats for you brother shaheer
 
slaveofAllah88

slaveofAllah88

Slave of Allah (swt)
AlQurtubi said:
"Jale ko aag kahte hain, bujhe ko raakh kahte hain
Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani, usi ko dimaagh kahte hain "

loool.. thats for you brother shaheer
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:salam2:
:p hey i already used that one LOL chale no problem aap ka hi bhai hoon
as someone special would say Suhbat ka asar hehe
 
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