funny :D

[hana*]

okay this is directed to those who can read arabic, i couldnt resist this, I had to post it because i was in hysterics after reading it...just some light banter

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عبقري بيترجم من عربي لانجليزي

What in not in?
شوفي مافي؟

Danger on my mind
خطر على بالي

Your price on me
حقك علي

Why after my age
ليش يابعد عمري

Divorced salad
السلطة المطلقة

Two husbands of socks
جوزين جرابات

He is my mother
إنه أمي - جاهل

Keep it on my mathematics
خليها على حسابي

Constitution home parents
دستور يا أهل الدار

Evaluate my envelopes
قدر ظروفي

After your ear
بعد اذنك

Shave from here
احلق من هون

Don't calculate my calculation
لا تحسب حسابي

She went on you
راحت عليك

Cover on your wide
يستر على عرضك

I push the mathematics
أنا أدفع الحساب

Not on your each other
مالك على بعضك

أما الآن أسماء بعض الأكلات أيضا:

Kissers
مقبلات

Upside down
مقلوبة

Husband figs
تين بعل

Hinds Husband
جوز هند

Orange with picture
برتقالة معصورة

Made in husband
معمول بالجوز

كلمات اخرى:

Like an elephant
كفيل

He does not die to me an onion
لا يمت لي بصلة

I never escaped a cat
لم أهرب قط

To be kissed
يتقبل

Cairo envelopes
ظروف قاهرة

Vomit office
مكتب المراجعات

Father of beautiful
أبو جميل

 

[HIBBA2009]

Asalamalikum

hahaha it makes me laugh sister very funny subanALLAH:lol:

jazakallah khair for sharing

 

[Summer03]

Looool I wouldn't want that translator to translate an important document for Me!

 

[hana*]

Looool I wouldn't want that translator to translate an important document for Me!

lolz it is hysterical

 

[hana*]

Asalamalikum

hahaha it makes me laugh sister very funny subanALLAH:lol:

jazakallah khair for sharing

can you speak arabic sis? its just that i noticed youre location is from pakistan, its great if you do .. such a beautiful language, I wish everyone can learn it some day to understand the true beauty of the Quran

 

[HIBBA2009]

can you speak arabic sis? its just that i noticed youre location is from pakistan, its great if you do .. such a beautiful language, I wish everyone can learn it some day to understand the true beauty of the Quran

Asalamalikum

yes, Alhumdillah sister i know arabic.........

i m from pakistan but now i m living in Saudia arabia mashAllah

 

[hana*]

Asalamalikum

yes, Alhumdillah sister i know arabic.........

i m from pakistan but now i m living in Saudia arabia mashAllah

alhamdulilah sister thats great. i hope life in saudiyya is good for you sis

 

[hana*]

aww im glad you enjoyed it, actually im still laughing

Hilarious! Thank you sister for the laugh. I nearly fell to the floor after reading these translations,

 

[almanar]

assalamualaikum

if its possible, can u write the proper n accurate translation for these words?

Allah yujzeek elkheir. thanks.

 

[Muslim_Gurl]

..........

 

[ShyHijabi]

nevermind, problem fixed.

 

[Muslim_Gurl]

nevermind, problem fixed.

Lol yeah....