A True Joke :D

IbnAdam77

Travelling towards my grave.
assalam 'alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh dear brothers and sisters

During a Jumah Khutbah in a small town, an Imam talked about the significance of saying "Insha Allah" (which means if Allah wills) when planning to do something in the future. After a few days, a man who had also attended the Khutbah was going to buy a cow from the market. On the way, he met a friend who asked him where he was going. He told him about buying the cow but did not say Insha Allah in the end. His friend reminded him about the Khutbah and told him to say Insha Allah. However, this individual said that he had the money he needs and the energy to go to the market, thus, there is no point of saying Insha Allah as he will certainly buy the cow. He thought that saying Insha Allah will not make any difference.

When he reached the market, he found a cow that met his expectations. He bargained with the seller and came to a reasonable price. Finally, he decided to pay for the cow but was dumbfounded when he discovered that his money was missing. A thief had stolen the money while he was walking through the busy market. The cow seller asked him whether he was going to buy the cow or not. "Insha Allah, I will buy it next week," he said. When he reached home, his wife inquired about the cow. He told her about how he forgot to say Insha Allah, and also added, "Insha Allah, I wanted to buy the cow. But Insha Allah, my money was stolen. Insha Allah, I will buy it next week." His wife clarified to him that we should say Insha Allah for things that are yet to happen, not for those things that had already happened. He never forgot his "Insha Allah" again. :D

wassalam 'alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh
 

Asja

Pearl of Islaam
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Jazzak Allah khair dear brother for sharing with us. Mashallah it brought smile to my face. :hijabi:

But actualy I have already heared this story from our Islamic teacher in school,and I have never forget it,even when I red the title of thread I thought it is that the same story SubhanAllah.. Alhamdulilah it is good remainder for all of us, that everything we do we should say " Inshallah".

May Allah reword you dear brother for sharing with us.

:wasalam:
 

hayat84

I'm not what you believe
:salam2:
beautiful reminder.:ma:
In ShAllah I'll remember to say In sh Allah everythime:shake:
 

IbnAdam77

Travelling towards my grave.
Another Joke

assalam 'alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh sear brothers and sisters..

Wa Iyyakum! :) Here is another great Joke just to have a little happy time inshaAllah.

An elderly lady was well-known for her Iman and for her confidence in talking about it. She would stand in front of her house and say Alhamdulilah "Allah be praised" to all those who passed by. Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times came upon the elderly lady, and she prayed for Allah to send her some assistance. She would pray out loud in her night prayer" Oh Allah! I need food!! I am having a hard time, please Lord, PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The atheist happened to hear her as she was praying, and decided to play a prank on her. The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "Alhamdulilah, Allah be praised!." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "ALHAMDULILAH WA SHUKRILLAH”. He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them!"

wassalam 'alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh
 

hayat84

I'm not what you believe
:SMILY335::SMILY335:very good job.as atheist,he had compassion toward that woman,and Who can give compassion to His slaves is only Allah!so it's Allah Who sent the atheist to buy something to eat to the woman:muslim_child::wasalam:
 

UnitedUmmah

New Member
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Two great jokes and reminders.:mashallah:

May Allah bless us all with his Rahma and keep us away from hardships. Ameen.
 
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