AZAM_SIDDIQUI
Junior Member
WAT DA YA CALL DEN
Ø > what do you call someone who explodes a bomb and
> > kills innocent people?
> > - A terrorist.
> >
> > What do you call someone who drops a bomb from a
> > plane and kills innocent people?
> > - A brave American pilot.
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > What do you call it when a Palestinian uses violence
> > against the Jews who have illegally occupied his land?
> >
> > - A terrorist attack.
> >
> > What do you call it when an Israeli helicopter fires
> > rockets at Palestinian youths armed with stones?
> > - Self-defense.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call it when someone gives money to a
> > government official in return for favors?
> > - Bribery.
> >
> > What do you call it when a large corporation gives
> > money to a government official in return for favors?
> > - A campaign contribution.
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------
> > What do you call the form of government where a small
> > elite exploits and intimidates the citizens?
> > - A dictatorship.
> >
> > What do you call the form of government where a small
> > elite exploits and intimidates the citizens, and the
> > citizens can choose every few years which part of the
> > elite should occupy the government buildings?
> > - A democracy.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call it when a group of people take the
> > law into their own hands and kill people without a
> > fair trial?
> > - A lynching.
> >
> > What do you call it when the US takes the law into
> > its own hands and kills people without a fair trial?
> > - Operation Enduring Freedom.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call someone who steals from the rich and
> > gives to the poor?
> > - Robin Hood.
> >
> > What do you call someone who steals from the poor and
> > gives to the rich?
> > - The government.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call a weapon that can kill thousands of
> > people?
> > - A weapon of mass destruction.
> >
> > What do you call a weapon that has killed 1.5 million /1’500’000
> > Iraqis, including more than 500,000 children?
> > - Sanctions.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call an army that will fight for whoever
> > pays the most money?
> > - Mercenaries.
> >
> > What do you call an army in Afghanistan that will
> > fight for whoever pays the most money?
> > - The Northern Alliance (or United Front).
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call an attack on the Pentagon, a command
> > and control center in the US?
> > - A cowardly attack on American freedom and
> > democracy.
> >
> > What do you call the destruction of an Afghan village
> > by US bombs?
> > - An attack on a Taliban command and control center.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call it when just over 3’000 people
> > were killed in the September 11 attack on the US?
> > - An atrocity.
> >
> > What do you call it when nearly 5’000’000 people were
> > killed in the Vietnam war?
> > - A mistake.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call it when very rich people exploit
> > poor people?
> > - Greed and selfishness.
> >
> > What do you call it when very rich countries exploit
> > poor countries?
> > - Globalization.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call a foreign oppressor in the last
> > century that controlled the economical and social life
> > of a country?
> > - A colonialist power.
> >
> > What do you call a foreign oppressor in this century
> > that controls the economical and social life of a
> > country?
> > - The International Monetary Fund.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Wha t do you call it when people are slaughtered?
> > - A massacre.
> >
> > What do you call it when 100’000 to 200’000 Iraqi's
> > are slaughtered by the US at a loss to American forces
> > of 148 (46 of which were killed by friendly fire)?
> > - The Gulf War.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call the extermination of a people?
> > - Genocide.
> >
> > What do you call the extermination of native
> > Americans in the US?
> > - A glorious episode in American history.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call a US president who says, "Read my
> > lips - no new taxes", and later breaks his promise?
> > - George Bush.
> >
> > What do you call a US president who says, "No new
> > taxes- over my dead body", and later...?
> > - George W. Bush.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call someone who stands up in front of a
> > crowd and tells stories?
> > - An entertainer.
> >
> > What do you call someone who stands up in front of a
> > crowd at the Pentagon and tells stories?
> > - Donald Rumsfeld.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call a television station that Broadcasts
> > only the government's views?
> > - A propaganda station.
> >
> > What do you call the BBC when the World News consists
> > solely of half an hour of a Pentagon briefing?
> > - Fair and impartial.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call the 2002 presidential election in
> > Zimbabwe where there are serious irregularities?
> > - A flawed election.
> >
> > What do you call the 2000 presidential election in
> > the US where there are serious irregularities?
> > - A victory for democracy.
>
> WHAT you call an unfortunate child whose parents are dead?
Ø an orphan
Ø what do you call an unfortunate child who is born of a one night stand and whose parents r worse than dead?
Ø A love child
1. What do you do with orphans?
Ø Send them to the orphanages.
Ø What is done with the abandoned love children?
Ø They r sent to orphanages then to u.s marines then to die in iraq.
Ø What do u call it when a rapist is put to death by taliban?
Ø Inhumanity
Ø What do you call it when a woman is raped in America <every ten minutes>>.?
Ø Free society.
Ø > what do you call someone who explodes a bomb and
> > kills innocent people?
> > - A terrorist.
> >
> > What do you call someone who drops a bomb from a
> > plane and kills innocent people?
> > - A brave American pilot.
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > What do you call it when a Palestinian uses violence
> > against the Jews who have illegally occupied his land?
> >
> > - A terrorist attack.
> >
> > What do you call it when an Israeli helicopter fires
> > rockets at Palestinian youths armed with stones?
> > - Self-defense.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call it when someone gives money to a
> > government official in return for favors?
> > - Bribery.
> >
> > What do you call it when a large corporation gives
> > money to a government official in return for favors?
> > - A campaign contribution.
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------
> > What do you call the form of government where a small
> > elite exploits and intimidates the citizens?
> > - A dictatorship.
> >
> > What do you call the form of government where a small
> > elite exploits and intimidates the citizens, and the
> > citizens can choose every few years which part of the
> > elite should occupy the government buildings?
> > - A democracy.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call it when a group of people take the
> > law into their own hands and kill people without a
> > fair trial?
> > - A lynching.
> >
> > What do you call it when the US takes the law into
> > its own hands and kills people without a fair trial?
> > - Operation Enduring Freedom.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call someone who steals from the rich and
> > gives to the poor?
> > - Robin Hood.
> >
> > What do you call someone who steals from the poor and
> > gives to the rich?
> > - The government.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call a weapon that can kill thousands of
> > people?
> > - A weapon of mass destruction.
> >
> > What do you call a weapon that has killed 1.5 million /1’500’000
> > Iraqis, including more than 500,000 children?
> > - Sanctions.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call an army that will fight for whoever
> > pays the most money?
> > - Mercenaries.
> >
> > What do you call an army in Afghanistan that will
> > fight for whoever pays the most money?
> > - The Northern Alliance (or United Front).
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call an attack on the Pentagon, a command
> > and control center in the US?
> > - A cowardly attack on American freedom and
> > democracy.
> >
> > What do you call the destruction of an Afghan village
> > by US bombs?
> > - An attack on a Taliban command and control center.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call it when just over 3’000 people
> > were killed in the September 11 attack on the US?
> > - An atrocity.
> >
> > What do you call it when nearly 5’000’000 people were
> > killed in the Vietnam war?
> > - A mistake.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call it when very rich people exploit
> > poor people?
> > - Greed and selfishness.
> >
> > What do you call it when very rich countries exploit
> > poor countries?
> > - Globalization.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call a foreign oppressor in the last
> > century that controlled the economical and social life
> > of a country?
> > - A colonialist power.
> >
> > What do you call a foreign oppressor in this century
> > that controls the economical and social life of a
> > country?
> > - The International Monetary Fund.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Wha t do you call it when people are slaughtered?
> > - A massacre.
> >
> > What do you call it when 100’000 to 200’000 Iraqi's
> > are slaughtered by the US at a loss to American forces
> > of 148 (46 of which were killed by friendly fire)?
> > - The Gulf War.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call the extermination of a people?
> > - Genocide.
> >
> > What do you call the extermination of native
> > Americans in the US?
> > - A glorious episode in American history.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call a US president who says, "Read my
> > lips - no new taxes", and later breaks his promise?
> > - George Bush.
> >
> > What do you call a US president who says, "No new
> > taxes- over my dead body", and later...?
> > - George W. Bush.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call someone who stands up in front of a
> > crowd and tells stories?
> > - An entertainer.
> >
> > What do you call someone who stands up in front of a
> > crowd at the Pentagon and tells stories?
> > - Donald Rumsfeld.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call a television station that Broadcasts
> > only the government's views?
> > - A propaganda station.
> >
> > What do you call the BBC when the World News consists
> > solely of half an hour of a Pentagon briefing?
> > - Fair and impartial.
> >
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > What do you call the 2002 presidential election in
> > Zimbabwe where there are serious irregularities?
> > - A flawed election.
> >
> > What do you call the 2000 presidential election in
> > the US where there are serious irregularities?
> > - A victory for democracy.
>
> WHAT you call an unfortunate child whose parents are dead?
Ø an orphan
Ø what do you call an unfortunate child who is born of a one night stand and whose parents r worse than dead?
Ø A love child
1. What do you do with orphans?
Ø Send them to the orphanages.
Ø What is done with the abandoned love children?
Ø They r sent to orphanages then to u.s marines then to die in iraq.
Ø What do u call it when a rapist is put to death by taliban?
Ø Inhumanity
Ø What do you call it when a woman is raped in America <every ten minutes>>.?
Ø Free society.
