americans are unique

ya allah madad

ya allah madad

0mm3afnan
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americans are unique in every way if u dont believe it there is an example



A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
 
M

Mohsin

abdu'Allah
Assalamu-alaikum

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This one is funny !

Brothers and Sisters who are interested in having a laughter tour may like to visit THIS
 
M

Mohsin

abdu'Allah
Some Samples !

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Here are some samples from the link above

A married couple walk into a dentist's office. The wife says to the dentist, "I'm really in a hurry! I planned to go shopping with two friends at 11:00AM, and it's already 10:30am now! I only go shopping once a month with my friends, and its something I really can't miss out on, so please, just forget about the anesthetics, and pull the tooth out straight away, I'll be able to handle it".

The dentist thinks, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave lady asking to have her tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks her, "Which tooth is it maam?"

The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."
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American Canadian conversation

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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jabba

jabba

Salafi Dawah is the best
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They have this show on CBC called "talking to Americans" lol it's so funny.

This Canadian News host goes around to different areas of America and say things like "did you know Canada is celebrating 5 yrs of having electricity" and the American will be like "yes I know thats great news congradulations Canada" :lol:
 
TheKnowledgeSeeker

TheKnowledgeSeeker

A Believer In Heart
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That was funny. Thank i live in American so now i know not to safe anyone's life. But Americans are not that stupid you known.
 
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