How to make ‘A Ruined life’
Ingredients
One sympathetic, opinionated Muslim
(preferred age between 16-50 but really any age will do.)
Instructions
Season Muslim by holding him in interrogation for 28 days.
Deny legal advice
While he is basting, prepare trumped up charges. (Sticky or non stick either can be used)
Place Muslim in prison on Gas Mark category A for 2 years.
Release Muslim
Check to see if he is broken
Sprinkle with accusations
Garnish with a control order
Leave for Muslim community to shun
Voila!
You have A Ruined Life!
http://scentedblood.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/cooking-with-the-british-government/
Ingredients
One sympathetic, opinionated Muslim
(preferred age between 16-50 but really any age will do.)
Instructions
Season Muslim by holding him in interrogation for 28 days.
Deny legal advice
While he is basting, prepare trumped up charges. (Sticky or non stick either can be used)
Place Muslim in prison on Gas Mark category A for 2 years.
Release Muslim
Check to see if he is broken
Sprinkle with accusations
Garnish with a control order
Leave for Muslim community to shun
Voila!
You have A Ruined Life!
http://scentedblood.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/cooking-with-the-british-government/