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    please read, it made me laugh, not to be racist.

    A cultural comparison
    Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.

    Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.

    Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.


    Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.

    Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.

    Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.


    Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

    Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.

    Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.


    Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.

    Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

    Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.


    Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.

    Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.

    Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.


    Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.

    Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.

    Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.

    Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.


    Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".

    Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".

    Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.

    Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to be cool.


    Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.

    Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.

    Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

    Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.


    Americans: Drink weak, bad-tasting beer.

    Canadians: Drink strong, bad-tasting beer.

    Brits: Drink warm, bad-tasting beer.

    Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.


    Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.

    Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.

    Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.

    Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

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