I am American and I am ANTI-Bush...

dianek

dianek

Junior Member
Enjoy these bumper slogans.....they are funny!

Bumper Stickers for 07
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>1. Bush: End of an Error
>2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
>3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First
>4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
>5. Bush. Like a Rock ... Only Dumber.
>6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
>7. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
>8. George Bush: Creating Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
>9. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
>10. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
>11. Whose God Do You Kill For?
>12. Jail to the Chief
>13. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
>14. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap1
>15. Bad President! No Banana.
>16. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
> ;17. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
>18. Is It Vietnam Yet?
>19. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
>20. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
>21. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
>22. Dub'ya, Your Dad Should'a Pulled Out, too!
>23. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
>24. Pray For Impeachment
>25. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
>26. What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
>27. One Nation Under Clod
>28. 2004: Embarrassed, 2005: Horrified, 2006: Terrified
>29 Bush Never Exhaled
>30. At Least Nixon Resigned
 
AZAM_SIDDIQUI

AZAM_SIDDIQUI

Junior Member
Are you as morality as me?" Asks our cuddly Commander-in-Thief, George "Warmonger" Bush.

Take this kwiz and find out!

Answer each question carefully (you never know who's watching), and when you're done, click SUBMIT and get your morality/patriot score!

And don't worry. You can always take it a second time. Jesus forgives. But his followers don't...


THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION INVADED IRAQ BECAUSE:

a) Jesus said, "Blessed are the Americans, for they shall inherit Iraqi oil."
b) Jesus said, "Blessed are the warmakers"
c) Jesus said, "Thou shalt not kill...unless it's silly brown people living in stupid desert countries who have lots of that greasy stuff that makes American super-sized cars go 'vroom vroom.' "


THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO AMEND THE CONSTIUTION TO BAN GAY MARRIAGE BECAUSE:

a) Leviticus 15: 23 says, "God hates fags!"
b) Genesis says, "And on the seventh day, God killed fags"
c) Jesus loves you...unless you're a flaming queer or soccer dyke


THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WANTS TO PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY BECAUSE:

a) Old people are useless anyway
b) This is not some pansy-ass European country - this is America, dammit, and we hate people!
c) Jesus did so love his mutual funds

HALLIBURTON DESERVES A CONTRACT TO HELP REBUILD IRAQ BECAUSE:

a) It's fun to watch stuff go 'ka-boom!' and then put it all back together
b) Because any company with a name that sounds like "halitosis" deserves to benefit from peoples' misery
c) Because the first commandment reads: "Thou shalt have no other gods before me -- except, of course, war profiteers."

OUTSOURCING JOBS IS GOOD BECAUSE:

a) People in India need the $1.31 a month to pay for new arms and legs
b) In America, only people with trust funds deserve jobs
c) Jesus said, "Blessed are the CEOs of multi-billion dollar companies that ship people's jobs overseas to save costs, because their children shall inherit a *!*!*!*!load of money that they can use to start their own companies that make products that exploit the labor of four-year-old girls in China."

MIXING CHURCH AND STATE IS HEALTHY BECAUSE:

a) Witches are everywhere
b) Jesus said, "Blessed are the Christians, because we are the only religion that matters. All the others can kiss my pious butt!"
c) It just is, you filthy pagan

HUGE TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY ARE VIRTUOUS BECAUSE:

a) I mean, have you seen how much it costs to own a small island these days?
b) One can never have too many McMansions
c) God wanted us to be rich
d) Poor people smell funny
e) The sons of those dirty welfare queens keep stealing our SUVs!


HEALTHCARE SHOULD REMAIN INACCESSIBLE TO MILLIONS OF AMERICANS BECAUSE:

a) God hates healthy children
b) Jesus said, "Blessed are those who realize that healthcare is a privilege, not a right. Get with the program, commies!"
c) Jesus said, "Suffer the child," as the Nazi's in "Sophie's Choice" were so prescient to repeat.
d) Americans are strong; we don't get ill like those sickly Euro-queers or African AIDS fags


GEORGE W. BUSH IS NOT REALLY CHRISTIAN BECAUSE:

a) TRUE Christians believe in PEACE
b) TRUE Christians wouldn't lie about the reason for going to war, help destroy an already-tyrannized country and sanction the slaughter of 100,000 civilians, and then say it's all for the cause of freedom
c) TRUE Christians aren't ignorant neo-fascists who care only about the affluent, but tolerant and peaceful individuals who care for the welfare of all humans
d) TRUE Christians aren't cowboy nihilists, but quaintly compassionate people
e) TRUE Christians model their behavior on the benevolent Jesus, not on ruthless dictators
f) TRUE Christians don't suck
g) I don't know what you're talking about. George Bush is more of a Christian than Jesus himself.



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chaandani

chaandani

Goofy Member
haha i like those. :) its sad tho, a lot of ppl outside the states think that americans just adore bush and think just like him, when in reality most of us think hes a complete idiot. well...at least i think hes a complete idiot. hes done an excellent job labeling all muslims as terrorists, hasnt he? ugh. "clinton lied, no one died. bush lied and thousands died." enough said.
 
dianek

dianek

Junior Member
You are right, alot of people around the world think we support that monster when we don't......I just wish they could KNOW that....he is president only because he "pulled strings" to get where he is......

I have a friend who responded to those bumper stickers via email and she said "atleast you live in a country where you can say those things"....I responded "no thanks to him but IN SPITE of him...." I hate that some people actually believe that this war is about OUR FREEDOM.......our freedom of what, to TAKE what we want and DICTATE to the world?

After 9/11, my philosophy became this......."You stay out of my country and I will stay out of yours. You take care of your own problems and we will take care of ours. Shut down the borders and not let anyone else in to our country. See how you like us now!"

But I somewhat believe now that he, Bush, may have been behind some of what happened. After meeting my inlaws in Tunisia, it is hard for me to believe that people like them want to fly a plane and kill thousands.....it's ludicrous.
 
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