Indian way of doing Business

mahussain3

Son of Aa'ishah(R.A)
Indian way of doing Business


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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in
D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China .

They go with a White House office to examine the fence.

The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil. "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)".

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"


The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we
hire the guy from China to fix the fence."


"Done!" replies the government official.
:SMILY252: :hearts:
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rayray

Junior Member
LOL! Here's a good one :D

Joe, Mike, Mary, and Tom were talking about their dream jobs.

"I want to be a lawyer," Joe began, "so that I can defend my countrymen."

"I want to be a congressman," said Mike, "so I can draft laws to benefit my countrymen."

"I want to be a doctor," said Mary, "so that I can cure my countrymen."

"How about you, Tom? What would you like to be?" asked Joe.

Tom thought a moment and replied, "I'd like to be a countryman."

----funniest joke sent from the Philippines to Reader's Digest :p
 

mahussain3

Son of Aa'ishah(R.A)
Joe, Mike, Mary, and Tom were talking about their dream jobs.

"I want to be a lawyer," Joe began, "so that I can defend my countrymen."

"I want to be a congressman," said Mike, "so I can draft laws to benefit my countrymen."

"I want to be a doctor," said Mary, "so that I can cure my countrymen."

"How about you, Tom? What would you like to be?" asked Joe.

Tom thought a moment and replied, "I'd like to be a countryman."

----funniest joke sent from the Philippines to Reader's Digest :p

Hahaha :lol: in my views TOM is really a genius :lol:
 

rightpath_357

Junior Member
Lol!!!!!!! Funny!!!!!!!! :D


I'd do it for $10.00


Instructions:

1- Rip the fence out of the ground
2- Collect your fee :lol:
 
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