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helpinghumanity

helpinghumanity

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Assalamo alaikum my beloved brothers and sisters:

Right now its 1am EST and i am very glad that i finished my college work. Yesterday i was awake till 5:30am doing my college work and my class started at 9am. So seeing that i am kind of happy that at least i will have more than 3 hours of sleep.

Regardless of that, now i think its the time to smile and share some jokes.

Reminder: If you are sensitive to the jokes please dont see the picture below :)


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NOTE: Sisters please don't get offended. By no means the purpose is to offend some one. The sole purpose is to bring some cheers at the faces of some brothers and sisters who are awaiting for it for long time . :) You can come up with another one for brothers. :)
 

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faaraa

faaraa

Nothing but Muslimah
:wasalam:

funny post...
you said that you studied over night, right??
but it doesn't sound like the same...LOL (JUST KIDDING)

SHALL I TELL YOU WHAT WERE YOU UP TO?


study = Don't fail (1)
Don't study = fail (2)

NOW ADD (1) AND (2)

study + Don't study = fail + Don't fail

study (1+Don't) = fail (1+Don't)

SOOO

STUDY = FAIL

HEHE.. I PROMISE THIS IS ALSO A JOKE... DON'T GET OFFENDED..

MAY ALLAH AZZAWAJAL help you and all to perform well..Aameen

FEE AMANILLAH:hearts:
 
aslamjiffry

aslamjiffry

Hubbu Rasoolullah
faaraa said:
:wasalam:

funny post...
you said that you studied over night, right??
but it doesn't sound like the same...LOL (JUST KIDDING)

SHALL I TELL YOU WHAT WERE YOU UP TO?


study = Don't fail (1)
Don't study = fail (2)

NOW ADD (1) AND (2)

study + Don't study = fail + Don't fail

study (1+Don't) = fail (1+Don't)

SOOO

STUDY = FAIL

HEHE.. I PROMISE THIS IS ALSO A JOKE... DON'T GET OFFENDED..

MAY ALLAH AZZAWAJAL help you and all to perform well..Aameen

FEE AMANILLAH:hearts:
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Hey sister faraa Cant u teach us some more mathematics like these????? Funny LOL
 
aslamjiffry

aslamjiffry

Hubbu Rasoolullah
helpinghumanity said:
Assalamo alaikum my beloved brothers and sisters:

Right now its 1am EST and i am very glad that i finished my college work. Yesterday i was awake till 5:30am doing my college work and my class started at 9am. So seeing that i am kind of happy that at least i will have more than 3 hours of sleep.

Regardless of that, now i think its the time to smile and share some jokes.

Reminder: If you are sensitive to the jokes please dont see the picture below :)


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NOTE: Sisters please don't get offended. By no means the purpose is to offend some one. The sole purpose is to bring some cheers at the faces of some brothers and sisters who are awaiting for it for long time . :) You can come up with another one for brothers. :)
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Nice one brother.... LOL and anyone cannot find for brothers coz they are free from Ghost and Evil.... Just kidding :SMILY303: :lol::SMILY288:
 
helpinghumanity

helpinghumanity

Junior Member
faaraa said:
:wasalam:

funny post...
you said that you studied over night, right??
but it doesn't sound like the same...LOL (JUST KIDDING)

SHALL I TELL YOU WHAT WERE YOU UP TO?


study = Don't fail (1)
Don't study = fail (2)

NOW ADD (1) AND (2)

study + Don't study = fail + Don't fail

study (1+Don't) = fail (1+Don't)

SOOO

STUDY = FAIL

HEHE.. I PROMISE THIS IS ALSO A JOKE... DON'T GET OFFENDED..

MAY ALLAH AZZAWAJAL help you and all to perform well..Aameen

FEE AMANILLAH:hearts:
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Hahah..mashallah that was very nice..i liked it..matter of fact it would be named as "FARAA COMMON SENSE POSTULATE".

Btw...this is not my first time studying like that. Its almost the routine now. You know its not an easy job to major in MECHANICAL ENGINEERING and Minor in NUCLEAR ENGINEERING and besides that work part time. :)

hmmm...so here comes "khan's lifotanic postulate" :hearts::hearts:

NO STUDY = NO DEGREE (1)
NO DEGREE = NO JOB (2)

adding equation (1) and equation (2)

NO STUDY + NO DEGREE = NO DEGREE + NO JOB
NO (STUDY + DEGREE) = NO (DEGREE + JOB)
(STUDY + DEGREE = DEGREE + JOB (3)
so
STUDY = JOB (4)

NO JOB = NO WIFE
JOB = WIFE (5)

Put (5) into 3

STUDY + DEGREE = DEGREE + WIFE

so
Study = wife (6)

Simlarly it can be proved that

wife = life (7)
life= fun (8)

Combining equation 4, 6, 7, 8. I got

STUDY = JOB = WIFE = LIFE = FUN

the opposite is also true

NO STUDY = NO JOB = NO WIFE = NO LIFE = NO FUN.

so choose the one which you want coz its ur choice.
 
helpinghumanity

helpinghumanity

Junior Member
aslamjiffry said:
Nice one brother.... LOL and anyone cannot find for brothers coz they are free from Ghost and Evil.... Just kidding :SMILY303: :lol::SMILY288:
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I am glad that you like it.

I showed this to my baby sister and this is what she said

boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
girls go to college to get more knowledge
 
helpinghumanity

helpinghumanity

Junior Member
aslamjiffry said:
Salaams Brogther

I dont know Urdu lor Hindi ... Pls tell in English what do u mean for BOYS....
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Wa-alaikumus salam wa rahmatuallah.

I will try my best to translate it but i have to appologize right away because my urdu is not that great. I think the brother who posted it will be able to proofread or even translate it much more better.

Boys

B= boys lead in bashing others
o = Be awake late night like owl's
Y= very sincere in friendship
S= very innocent only in front of mom and dad

i hope it was helpful.
 
aslamjiffry

aslamjiffry

Hubbu Rasoolullah
helpinghumanity said:
Wa-alaikumus salam wa rahmatuallah.

I will try my best to translate it but i have to appologize right away because my urdu is not that great. I think the brother who posted it will be able to proofread or even translate it much more better.

Boys

B= boys lead in bashing others
o = Be awake late night like owl's
Y= very sincere in friendship
S= very innocent only in front of mom and dad

i hope it was helpful.
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Jazakallah Khairah for the reply...........

LOL this was great.............
 
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