reasons not to mess with children..FUNNY :)

ansari

STRANGER...
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that her grandpa was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask my grandpa'.
The teacher asked, 'What if your grandpa went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.


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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Humairah, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's SHAHEER :D, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.' ..(yaani Teacher BRAIN IS EMPTY :lol:)

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JAZKALLLAH KHAIR :)
 

ansari

STRANGER...
Good Manners and Form (Al-Adab)
Bukhari :: Book 8 :: Volume 73 :: Hadith 26
Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Apostle kissed Al-Hasan bin Ali while Al-Aqra' bin Habis At-Tamim was sitting beside him. Al-Aqra said, "I have ten children and I have never kissed anyone of them," Allah's Apostle cast a look at him and said, "Whoever is not merciful to others will not be treated mercifully."
 

Muslim 4 Life

New Member
Asalamu Alaykum,
Masha'llah very funny indeed!
I have read the hadith already and i was shocked that the man never EVER kissed his own children but when he heard Rasulullah (s.a.w) he immediately went home and kissed them! beautiful masha'llah!
Jazaka'llah khair for sharing any way! reminder and all!
 

slaveofAllah88

Slave of Allah (swt)
aslam o aliakum

:lol: thats are hilarious :) thx for sharing jani lol :D

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Humairah, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's SHAHEER , He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

:lol: the little boy was probably me :lol:


Ansari runs into a doctors office screamin:
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
 

HIBBA2009

Daughter of Adam
aslam o aliakum

:lol: thats are hilarious :) thx for sharing jani lol :D



:lol: the little boy was probably me :lol:


Ansari runs into a doctors office screamin:
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

hahaha lol it's funny

jazakallah khair for sharing
 

ansari

STRANGER...
aslam o aliakum

:lol: thats are hilarious :) thx for sharing jani lol :D



:lol: the little boy was probably me :lol:


Ansari runs into a doctors office screamin:
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

naaaaaa u r wrong :p .. i was za LITTLE BOY :p .. u r za DOCTOR :D
 

ansari

STRANGER...
aslam o aliakum

:lol: thats are hilarious :) thx for sharing jani lol :D



:lol: the little boy was probably me :lol:


Ansari runs into a doctors office screamin:
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

hows diz one :p :p :p :lol:

ShaheeR : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Doc: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
ShaheeR : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:
 

HIBBA2009

Daughter of Adam
hows diz one :p :p :p :lol:

ShaheeR : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
Doc: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
ShaheeR : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol:

Asalamalikum

haha it's funny:lol:
 
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