Saving the president

Wiseguy74

Junior Member
Bush goes out jogging one morning and, preoccupied with international affairs, fails to notice that a car is heading straight at him.

A group of schoolchildren pull the president away just in time, saving his life, and a grateful Bush offers them anything they want in the world as a reward.

"We want a place reserved for us at Arlington Memorial Cemetery," say the children.

"Why is that?" asks Bush.

"Because our parents will kill us if they find out what we've done."
 

virtualeye

Tamed Brother
AssalaamuAlaikum,

Whenever someone has his birthday then often people greet such person by saying "Happy birthday to you".

But I wonder on the birthday of Bush, people would be asking him "Why were you born?"

Wassalaam.
 
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