mahussain3
Son of Aa'ishah(R.A)
Software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
:salam2:
keep smiling
my dear brothers and sisters,
rem me in ur du'as...May Allah grant all of us jannatul-firdaus...AmeeN
And pls forgive me if this thread should not have beeen in TTI,I just want 2 make u people smile for a while for the sake of Allah(SWT)..so that it may get added in the account of my good deads and nothing else(bcz i am lacking good deeds in my account )...I know it is an Islamic Forum but just to have some kind of refreshment,i keep on posting jokes on TTI,so that I could be the reason of ur smile...
May Allah(SWT) forgive my sins and make my sure entry in Jannatul-Firdaus...AmeeN
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
:salam2:
keep smiling
my dear brothers and sisters,rem me in ur du'as...May Allah grant all of us jannatul-firdaus...AmeeN
And pls forgive me if this thread should not have beeen in TTI,I just want 2 make u people smile for a while for the sake of Allah(SWT)..so that it may get added in the account of my good deads and nothing else(bcz i am lacking good deeds in my account
)...I know it is an Islamic Forum but just to have some kind of refreshment,i keep on posting jokes on TTI,so that I could be the reason of ur smile...May Allah(SWT) forgive my sins and make my sure entry in Jannatul-Firdaus...AmeeN
