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Qul HuwaAllahu Ahud!
Asalamoalaikom wa rahmatullahi wa barakaatuh,

Read the 'jokes' of noble sheiks!

One day Ash Shaikh, Al Faqeeh, Al Usoolee, Al Allaamah Muhammad bin Saalih Al ‘Uthaymeen, rahimahullaah was asked in one of his classes in ramadhaan:

Dear Noble Shaykh:

“Is it permissible for me (as a male) to stay at home and perform my (obligatory prayers) whilst following the Imaam of the Haram on TV?”

The Shaikh: “Yes!”

“When the TV begins to make rukoo’ and sujood (then you may stay at home and follow him) until then go to the masjid (where it is obligatory for the men to perform their daily prayers)!”

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humor of Shaykh Ubayd hafidhahullah , Our brother Aboo Tasneem was with the Shaykh hafidhahullah and a companion walking one day where upon they said: Yaa Shaykh its Aboo Tasneem “Dawood” where upon the shaykh said: “aaah Dawood… where is Sulimaan”?

So Aboo Tasneems companions said: “Ya Shaykh its me, its me Jibreel” where upon the Shaykh said: “aah Jibreel…. where’s Mika’eel”??

The brothers where trying to get the shaykh to remember them as he is blind, he knew the brothers but masha’allaah he was just playing with them..

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The Imaam of Hadeeth, the Shaykh - Muhammad Naasiruddeen al-Albaanee (rahima-hullaah) narrated:

“I bought a piece of land because it was cheap, and then began building a house and a shop (on it). As it was, the distance between my house to the Zaahiriyyah library which I used to frequent became further. (At the time), I used to work on a watch or two before the library opened its doors (in the morning).

I (then) bought a bicycle to ride, and it was the first time the people of Damascus saw such a sight, that a shaykh wearing a turban was riding a bicycle!; as a result they were very surprised. (At the time), there was a magazine run by a Christian entitled: ((al-Mudh-hik al-Mubkee)) and it mentioned this ("amazing") sight, and I was none too concerned by these small issues, since all that mattered to me was (saving) time!”


Safahaat baydhaa. min hayaat Shaykhinaa al-Albaanee – Page 24

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saifkhan

abd-Allah
as-salam 'alaikum warahamtu-llah

Jazakum Allahu khair for sharing

really funny, the first one at first i didnt get, but later got that the green color so same answer, continuation of YES. ha ha ha

wassalam
 

IHearIslam

make dua 4 ma finals
assalamu alaikum ukhti,

that is beautiful and funny at the same time maa shaa Allah tabaraka'Allah. I think this video belongs here:
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