Funny Welcome onboard to Flight NO 72013!!

[Nureyni Amir]

Asalamu Alaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh
Brothers and sisters,
Welcome on-board. This is Ramadan Airlines, Flight No 72013 to forgiveness and blessings. Duration of the flight is about 29/30 days, 15/16 hours per day. During this flight, passengers are prohibited from smoking and all kinds of transgression. We would like to request for everyone to buckle up the belief and devotion belt. We are expecting heat and thirst during this flight. Our pilots are the Qur'an and the Taraweeh and they would like to wish everyone a smooth trip, Full of patience and forgiveness.
Ramadan Mubarak

 

[Hassan]

wa alaikum asalaam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatu

Ma shaa Allah

The galley is closed and there will be no inflight meals, though occasional snacks will be provided during hours of darkness.
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Ramadan Mubarak

 

[Janaan]

I got this an SMS last night. People come up with the strangest things nowadays.