There once was a man
How tall he would stand
He always would brush on his teeth
And brush on his eyes
And brush on his nose
And claims that it's from a hadith
Now, I'm one for talkin'
So when we were walkin'
I said to him, why such a task?
He said he had read
While laying in bed
The importance of cleaning, and fast
So he brushes his eye
Says: Germs, you will die
And smells like Aquafresh
I said to him: Ben?
Maybe you misunderstand, then,
Hadith's wisdom is not just the text
So through the confusion
The cleaning illusion
Was him trying to be like the Prophet
But that's why I was gonnah
Tell him bout the sunnah
And the eye-brushing;O how he should stop it!
Now things are all set
He said to me: Thanks, Chet
And I helped him clean his shoe
So remember, and grow
And surely, you'll know
That your body has rights over you
How tall he would stand
He always would brush on his teeth
And brush on his eyes
And brush on his nose
And claims that it's from a hadith
Now, I'm one for talkin'
So when we were walkin'
I said to him, why such a task?
He said he had read
While laying in bed
The importance of cleaning, and fast
So he brushes his eye
Says: Germs, you will die
And smells like Aquafresh
I said to him: Ben?
Maybe you misunderstand, then,
Hadith's wisdom is not just the text
So through the confusion
The cleaning illusion
Was him trying to be like the Prophet
But that's why I was gonnah
Tell him bout the sunnah
And the eye-brushing;O how he should stop it!
Now things are all set
He said to me: Thanks, Chet
And I helped him clean his shoe
So remember, and grow
And surely, you'll know
That your body has rights over you