Salika
~mUsLiMaH~
The Christian Reverend & The Muslim Scholar
IMAM sat next to a REVEREND on a flight. The Rev asked the Imam
What is your occupation?
IMAM: I'm into big business
REV: But what business exactly?
IMAM: I deal with God.
REV: Ah, so you're a Muslim religious leader. I have one problem
with you Muslims: you oppress your women.
IMAM: How do we oppress women?
REV: You make your women cover up completely, you keep them locked
up in the homes, you emotionally stifle them with obsession & you limit them to normality & self expression.
IMAM: Ah... I have a problem with you people: You oppress MONEY.
REV: What? How can one oppress money?
IMAM: You keep your money hidden away, in wallets, banks and safes.
You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's a beautiful thing?
REV: It will get stolen, obviously.
IMAM: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We
value the true worth of women far far more. Therefore, these precious jewels are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity....
Good Illustration. ..Right?
I just hope no one else has already posted this.
IMAM sat next to a REVEREND on a flight. The Rev asked the Imam
What is your occupation?
IMAM: I'm into big business
REV: But what business exactly?
IMAM: I deal with God.
REV: Ah, so you're a Muslim religious leader. I have one problem
with you Muslims: you oppress your women.
IMAM: How do we oppress women?
REV: You make your women cover up completely, you keep them locked
up in the homes, you emotionally stifle them with obsession & you limit them to normality & self expression.
IMAM: Ah... I have a problem with you people: You oppress MONEY.
REV: What? How can one oppress money?
IMAM: You keep your money hidden away, in wallets, banks and safes.
You keep it covered up. Why don't you display it in public if it's a beautiful thing?
REV: It will get stolen, obviously.
IMAM: You keep your money hidden because it is so valuable. We
value the true worth of women far far more. Therefore, these precious jewels are not on display to one and all. They are kept in honour and dignity....
Good Illustration. ..Right?
I just hope no one else has already posted this.
