LAUGH FOR A WHILE!!! :)

[mahussain3]

Some of the Questions asked by a teacher to her students.

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Student: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Student: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


Teacher: How old is ur father.
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)


Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

 

[palestine]

lol! jazakallah

 

[Wonderful_World]

hehe

aww thats soo cute thank you for sharing...

but i dont get the one..that goes how old is ur father...as old as i am

i've heard that so many times i still dont get it lol

 

[Zaynab123]

:salam2:
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
:lol::lol: i like the last two,

jazak Allahu khayra for sharing

 

[Proud_2b_Muslim]

:salam2:
thanks for sharing , jazak Allah khayran

 

[Shahzad]

coool!!
i like 2nd and last one

 

[alkathiri]

:salam2:

Funny...Thanks akhi

 

[amirah80]

:salam2:

lol!

 

[samiha]

:salam2:

aww thats soo cute thank you for sharing...

but i dont get the one..that goes how old is ur father...as old as i am

i've heard that so many times i still dont get it lol

Barakallahu feek

It means that before he was born his father was not technically a "father"

Say he was a "man", but when his son was born, only then he became a "father" - therefore he is as old as his son.

Is it just me who feels like i'm going in a circle?

wasalam

 

[alkathiri]

:salam2:



Barakallahu feek

It means that before he was born his father was not technically a "father"

Say he was a "man", but when his son was born, only then he became a "father" - therefore he is as old as his son.

Is it just me who feels like i'm going in a circle?

wasalam

In short, his dad got the title "Father" on the same day as he(i.e the son) was born

 

[Wonderful_World]

:salam2:



Barakallahu feek

It means that before he was born his father was not technically a "father"

Say he was a "man", but when his son was born, only then he became a "father" - therefore he is as old as his son.

Is it just me who feels like i'm going in a circle?

wasalam

OHHHH I GET IT! hehe

but doesnt that apply to every father? right? lol

but thankx for explaining and same goes to sis alkatiri!

hehe

 

[mymohsin]

Salamalayakum,

Masha Allah nice one jazak Allah for sharing it.

 

[habib786]

Thanks for sharing .... laugh does help ....ty