A British airways flight was going to Teheran from
London . When it gets close to Teheran it starts
having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the
air tower at Teheran airport and asks for help:
"Teheran, this is Captain Smith, British Airways
flight 000, do you read?"
"flight 000, dis iz tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
"teheran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"dis iz tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"
"this is flight 000, we have lost power to our
engines, please advise"
"dis iz tehran , I reed you, peleez check some things
for me, ok?"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz tehran , can you get emergency power to your
engines?"
"this is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"dis iz tehran , can you peleez bering your altitude
to 20,000 feet?"
"this is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do
not respond"
"dis iz tehran , can you peleez see if you can lower
your veels?"
"this is flight 000, negative, landing gears are
stuck"
"dis iz tehran , would you peleez repeet thez words
after me"
"this is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Tehran , repeat thez words peleez: Ashado ala
elahailallah waashado an Mohammadan rasul Allah"
funny jazak allah
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