If Sisters ran your local Mosque…

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Globalpeace

Globalpeace

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Asslamo Allaikum,

OK! 4+ days now and no joy; Please continue your duas, Insha'Allah.

So I am thinking what could be worse for a husband & wife waiting for stuff to happen and I think it would be a Mosque run entirely by a female Administration, i.e. ALL SISTER CAST;

you know what I am sayin'!

If your local Mosque was run by Sisters THEN:

1. Width of all parking spaces in the Mosque will have to be doubled

2. Burned out bulbs will never get changed

3. Your local Imam will be issued a uniform, for each Salah

4. All Mosque newsletters, timetables etc. will be printed in two-tone paper with multi coloured fonts

5. Wudhu areas will be permanently shut and you will be required to get Wudhu done from home

6. All toilet seats will definitely be SCREWED down

7. You will be required to undergo a MANDATORY clothes/socks microbe sweep before entering the prayer area

8. Your local Mosque won’t just get vacuumed and cleaned for Friday prayers, it will be sterilised and disinfected

9. Straightening rows for Salah will be dead easy because you will have a reserved space in the Saff with little feet markings to put your feet into, everyone will just park and pray

10. Jummah Kutbah will be about critiquing last week’s Soap

11. Mosque meetings will last 6 hours on ONE point only, So who is brining the food for next week?

12. All your standard Qur’aans in the Mosque will be replaced by this colour coded one; with pretty colours & stuff:

http://www.muslimaccess.com/quraan/tajweed/quran_tajweed_rules.asp

13. Instead of outdoor activities, your Mosque will offer guided shopping tours to the local Mall

14. Your local Dawah sessions/conversations will revolve around shoes, husbands and children

15. The preferred way to contact Mosque committee or the Imam will be, TEXT MESSAGES!

16. Dome & Minaret on your local Mosque will be repainted; PINK!


Can you think of anything else far worse then waiting around?
 
Oem Soufiane

Oem Soufiane

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:lol: at least then the rooms for women will be pretty too, and the toilets will be clean and normal with a seat on it. you can always look away from the pink toiletpapers;) I laughed hard at 1, 2, 4 & 6!
 
UmmOf3

UmmOf3

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Salaam aleikum

....did she ever concider using "old wives tale" medicine to threaten the little one out?
 
jabba

jabba

Salafi Dawah is the best
Globalpeace said:
Asslamo Allaikum,

OK! 4+ days now and no joy; Please continue your duas, Insha'Allah.

So I am thinking what could be worse for a husband & wife waiting for stuff to happen and I think it would be a Mosque run entirely by a female Administration, i.e. ALL SISTER CAST;

you know what I am sayin'!

If your local Mosque was run by Sisters THEN:

1. Width of all parking spaces in the Mosque will have to be doubled

2. Burned out bulbs will never get changed

3. Your local Imam will be issued a uniform, for each Salah

4. All Mosque newsletters, timetables etc. will be printed in two-tone paper with multi coloured fonts

5. Wudhu areas will be permanently shut and you will be required to get Wudhu done from home

6. All toilet seats will definitely be SCREWED down

7. You will be required to undergo a MANDATORY clothes/socks microbe sweep before entering the prayer area

8. Your local Mosque won’t just get vacuumed and cleaned for Friday prayers, it will be sterilised and disinfected

9. Straightening rows for Salah will be dead easy because you will have a reserved space in the Saff with little feet markings to put your feet into, everyone will just park and pray

10. Jummah Kutbah will be about critiquing last week’s Soap

11. Mosque meetings will last 6 hours on ONE point only, So who is brining the food for next week?

12. All your standard Qur’aans in the Mosque will be replaced by this colour coded one; with pretty colours & stuff:

http://www.muslimaccess.com/quraan/tajweed/quran_tajweed_rules.asp

13. Instead of outdoor activities, your Mosque will offer guided shopping tours to the local Mall

14. Your local Dawah sessions/conversations will revolve around shoes, husbands and children

15. The preferred way to contact Mosque committee or the Imam will be, TEXT MESSAGES!

16. Dome & Minaret on your local Mosque will be repainted; PINK!


Can you think of anything else far worse then waiting around?
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:lol: sounds good to me
 
Albint_Almuslima

Albint_Almuslima

Im Proud 2 B Me!
:salam2:

LOL!!! U crack me up! NOT!!!

And ya say im a feminist, if i am which im not i dont think i should be blamed because ya brothers kill me here.

Ya always have something 2 say about us women, STOP HATING!!!

Yeah, we like to be clean and organized aint nothing wrong with that!



'Aishah reports that the Prophet
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ordered that mosques be built in residential areas and that they be cleaned and perfumed. This is related by Ahmad, Abu Dawud, at-Tirmizhi, Ibn Majah, and Ibn Hibban with a good chain. Abu Dawud's wording is: "He ordered us to build the mosques in the residential areas, to build them well, and to purify them. 'Abdullah would burn incense when 'Umar would sit on the pulpit."

Anas reports that the Prophet
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said: "The rewards of my ummah were placed before me, even for removing a speck of dust from the mosque." This is related by Abu Dawud, at-Tirmidhi, and Ibn Khuzaimah who calls it sahih.
 
Globalpeace

Globalpeace

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W-Salam,

I NEVER called you a feminist Sis...I think you are COOL!

Albint_Almuslima said:
:salam2:

LOL!!! U crack me up! NOT!!!

And ya say im a feminist, if i am which im not i dont think i should be blamed because ya brothers kill me here.

Ya always have something 2 say about us women, STOP HATING!!!

Yeah, we like to be clean and organized aint nothing wrong with that!



'Aishah reports that the Prophet
saaws-long.gif
ordered that mosques be built in residential areas and that they be cleaned and perfumed. This is related by Ahmad, Abu Dawud, at-Tirmizhi, Ibn Majah, and Ibn Hibban with a good chain. Abu Dawud's wording is: "He ordered us to build the mosques in the residential areas, to build them well, and to purify them. 'Abdullah would burn incense when 'Umar would sit on the pulpit."

Anas reports that the Prophet
saaws-long.gif
said: "The rewards of my ummah were placed before me, even for removing a speck of dust from the mosque." This is related by Abu Dawud, at-Tirmidhi, and Ibn Khuzaimah who calls it sahih.


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Albint_Almuslima

Albint_Almuslima

Im Proud 2 B Me!
The Importance of Cleanliness

Islam considers cleanliness to be one of the fundamentals of belief. It thus makes a direct connection between belief and cleanliness. It is because of this that throughout the ages cleanliness has been one of the Muslims’ most striking characteristics. In one Hadith, God’s Messenger (PBUH) says: “Cleanliness is half of belief.”[1][21] Some of the earliest verses revealed to him by God were:

O you wrapped up [in a mantle]!
Arise and deliver your warning!
And your Sustainer magnify!
And your garments keep free from stain!
And all abomination shun![2][22]

It may be noted here that by requiring the cleanliness of clothes, on the one hand physical cleanliness is being emphasized, and by demanding that “abomination” is shunned, on the other moral and spiritual purity are being underlined. Thus, in Islam, physical and moral and spiritual cleanliness form an indivisible whole. Muslims should neglect neither the cleanliness of their surroundings, houses, the roads they use, and parks and gardens, nor any sort of moral and spiritual cleanliness.

The clearest example of this approach in Islamic life may be seen in the Six Books of Prophetic Hadiths, the chief and most reliable source of Islamic civilization. On looking at these books, it is seen that the sections on cleanliness come at the beginning. This shows clearly the priority the religion and civilization give to cleanliness. The Qur’an says:
O you who believe! When you prepare for prayer, wash your faces, and your hands [and arms] to the elbows; rub your heads [with water]; and [wash] your feet to the ankles. If you are in a state of ceremonial impurity, bathe your whole body...[3][23]

As is seen, the first condition of the obligatory prayers —which are the foundation of Islam, the support of religion, and ‘Ascension’ of the believers— is cleanliness. The Qur’an therefore commands that at least five times a day we wash those parts of the body that may become dirtied like the hands, face, nose, ears, mouth, neck, head, and feet, and that we keep them clean. The place the prayers are to be performed also has to be clean, as well as the clothes worn.

Another dimension of the Islamic approach to cleanliness is apparent in the Divine Name of Most Holy (Quddûs), one of God’s Most Beautiful Names (al-Asma al-Husna). In his explanations of this Divine Name, Bediuzzaman Said Nursi points out the cleanness of the universe, and states that the face of the earth and such beings as the clouds, rain, flies, crows, maggots, earthworms, ants, various insects, and the red and white corpuscles in the human body all manifest the Name of Most Holy in their functions, and carry out duties as “cleansing officials.”

Throughout his life the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) paid the greatest attention to cleanliness of every sort. For instance, he was always careful when going to the mosque or to visit someone or when being in the company of others to wear clean and presentable clothes, to rub fragrant scents on himself, and not to eat things like onion and garlic which would be unpleasant to others.[4][24]

It is clear then that Muslims are obliged to always be clean in every respect, both physical and moral and spiritual. A Muslim who pays attention to physical cleanliness, that is, who keeps his body, house, and surroundings clean, will not neglect the purity of his heart and spirit and his moral purity —it is not possible that he neglects these. We all know that the most important condition for protecting ourselves against illness is being clean and living in a clean environment. What preventative medicine tells us is nothing different to this. Also, we should never forget this admonition of the Qur’an:

God loves those who turn to Him constantly and He loves those who keep themselves pure and clean.[5][25]
 
Albint_Almuslima

Albint_Almuslima

Im Proud 2 B Me!
Brothers please dont feel offended by my reply, Wallah im only messing around!!

But Subhan Allah, Allah gifted us with being clean!!!

And by the way there are many men who are worser than women when it comes to cleaing!!! Ya know ya selves!!LOL
 
Albint_Almuslima

Albint_Almuslima

Im Proud 2 B Me!
Globalpeace said:
W-Salam,

I NEVER called you a feminist Sis...I think you are COOL!
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I know that u did not, however, one of the brothers did!!

By the way thanx for the post, i thought it was funny!!

I think it is true woman do O.D with cleaning, My mom OMG, she is crazy when it comes to cleaing, she likes the house sparkly clean, Thats really annoying!!

I, myself aint a clean Freak!! I thinking crazy cleaning is really annoying and aggrivating!!

Take Care,
 
A

Aapa

Mirajmom
Salaam,

We would have tea time,
We would have a soup kitchen to feed the needy
We would have a clothing store
We would have a knitting class to make sweaters for the elderly
We would have a blanket drive
We would have a quiliting class
We would have a Budget...and save the masjids money in ways men would never think about...
and think about the numbers how they would grow.
 
Oem Soufiane

Oem Soufiane

Junior Member
how did you know about the lightbold, it's true I have only one lamp in my livingroom, the last one broke a week ago, I have m in my drawers(?), but didn't change it yet :lol:

Also I am very precise when it comes to rowes of people (or plants, or candles)

however I drive like a man and even I hate most woman behind wheels.:blackhijab:
 
Oem Soufiane

Oem Soufiane

Junior Member
mirajmom said:
Salaam,

We would have tea time,
We would have a soup kitchen to feed the needy
We would have a clothing store
We would have a knitting class to make sweaters for the elderly
We would have a blanket drive
We would have a quiliting class
We would have a Budget...and save the masjids money in ways men would never think about...
and think about the numbers how they would grow.
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There you go, she just took the words out of my mouth
 
jabba

jabba

Salafi Dawah is the best
mirajmom said:
Salaam,

We would have tea time,
We would have a soup kitchen to feed the needy
We would have a clothing store
We would have a knitting class to make sweaters for the elderly
We would have a blanket drive
We would have a quiliting class
We would have a Budget...and save the masjids money in ways men would never think about...
and think about the numbers how they would grow.
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We'd make the womens area bigger inshAllah
 
najbc

najbc

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Assalamu alaykum,

:angryblue: Hey, we women like to organize and there is nothing wrong with that. I think it will be cool to have sisters run the mosques, it will look beautiful. And I can change light bulb. You know with women that mosque will not be clean environment. Imagined the mosques without sisters. dirt bathroom, dirt and smell rungs, etc. .:tongue: Brothers, can not beat us, join us.
 
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