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Seeking Allah's Mercy

Seeking Allah's Mercy

Qul HuwaAllahu Ahud!
:salam2:

i hope everyone is like this>:D< and more with great health and imaan

here's something confusing i want to share to make my confusions clear that your confused sis is not the only confused victim of these confusions. I got confused with the confused talk:p

here is the confused list of confusions.


1.Do fish ever get thirsty?

2.can u cry under water.

3.why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4.what do you call a male ladybird?

5.why is it called building when it's already built?

7.when they say dog food is new and improved in taste.who tastes it?

8.if money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

9.why does around pizza come in square box?

10.why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle?.............................

:confused:another confusion is where is no:6th confusion

take care ppl,

:wasalam:
 
R

rayray

Junior Member
1.Do fish ever get thirsty?----Nope, they live in water! They can just open their mouths and voila! water!...some are dirty though :/

2.can u cry under water.--- When you have googles :p

3.why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?--- because they have this muscle that involuntarily makes their feet lock when they are asleep (this I watched in Discovery Channel).....but I think they can get heart attack, sleep apnea and etc...and when this happens, they can fall :( :p

4.what do you call a male ladybird?--- gentybiiird :D

5.why is it called building when it's already built?---- because think about it, When someone asks you "what is that" and you respond "It is built" wouldn't it sound like you are insulting his/her intelligence?....ok corny :/

7.when they say dog food is new and improved in taste.who tastes it?---- professional dog taste testers who graduated from dog food tasting colleges! :p

8.if money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?----si! bank trees :D

9.why does around pizza come in square box?---square boxes are more economical to make :)

10.why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle?---- it does, if you observe carefully... but most of it's contents does not because it is closed. Air can't get it= glue stay's moist and will not dry :D

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another confusion is where is no:6th confusion

take care ppl, -----hmm, that's a hard one :p


I have a question: "have you seen Stevie Wonders wife?" :p
 
raihana

raihana

Junior Member
This is so funny at the same time confusing.And I think rayray has given brave answers.bravo!!!
 
Asja

Asja

Pearl of Islaam

:salam2:

Ya Allah, he he he, that was really so funny and interesting dear sister,:):)

May Allah write you a sadaqah for making us smile my sister.:hearts:

when they say dog food is new and improved in taste.who tastes it
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Maybe other dog first taste it and they know that the food is healthy to be eaten from other dogs.:shymuslima1::)

can u cry under water.
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Yes you can, but others will not know do you really cry.

May Allah bless you

:wasalam:
 
mahussain3

mahussain3

Son of Aa'ishah(R.A)
Seeking Allah's Mercy said:
:salam2:my sweet family:):):)

i hope everyone is like this>>>>>>:D:D:D:D<<<<<< and more with great health and imaan:)

here's something confusing i want to share to make my confusions clear that your confused sis is not the only confused victim of these confusions.:p...............got confused with the confused talk:p

here is the confused list of confusions.


1.Do fish ever get thirsty?:confused:

2.can u cry under water.:SMILY27:

3.why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?:confused:

4.what do you call a male ladybird?:SMILY27:

5.why is it called building when it's already built?:confused:

7.when they say dog food is new and improved in taste.who tastes it?:SMILY27:

8.if money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?:confused:

9.why does around pizza come in square box?:SMILY27:

10.why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle?.............................:confused:

:confused:another confusion is where is no:6th confusion:p:p:p:p:p

take care ppl,;)

:wasalam::SMILY259:
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My Dear Frnd,
These all 10 things are Possible if Allah (subhanahu Wa Ta'ala) Wishes :) :) :)
 
Seeking Allah's Mercy

Seeking Allah's Mercy

Qul HuwaAllahu Ahud!
rayray said:
1.Do fish ever get thirsty?----Nope, they live in water! They can just open their mouths and voila! water!...some are dirty though :/

2.can u cry under water.--- When you have googles :p

3.why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?--- because they have this muscle that involuntarily makes their feet lock when they are asleep (this I watched in Discovery Channel).....but I think they can get heart attack, sleep apnea and etc...and when this happens, they can fall :( :p

4.what do you call a male ladybird?--- gentybiiird :D

5.why is it called building when it's already built?---- because think about it, When someone asks you "what is that" and you respond "It is built" wouldn't it sound like you are insulting his/her intelligence?....ok corny :/

7.when they say dog food is new and improved in taste.who tastes it?---- professional dog taste testers who graduated from dog food tasting colleges! :p

8.if money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?----si! bank trees :D

9.why does around pizza come in square box?---square boxes are more economical to make :)

10.why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle?---- it does, if you observe carefully... but most of it's contents does not because it is closed. Air can't get it= glue stay's moist and will not dry :D

............................


another confusion is where is no:6th confusion

take care ppl, -----hmm, that's a hard one :p


I have a question: "have you seen Stevie Wonders wife?" :p
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ray, sister those answers of yours are just as confusingly funny as the questions.hehehehhe.
sis the 3rd and 9th pionts are informative.
4thpoint is hilarious............genty birds

okay guys don't take care i don't want to go hard on anybody

sorry but your question will get a big fat NO as a reply.cud be the guy has no wife.:confused;
oki you have me totaly confused.
 
Seeking Allah's Mercy

Seeking Allah's Mercy

Qul HuwaAllahu Ahud!
Asja said:
:salam2:

Ya Allah, he he he, that was really so funny and interesting dear sister,:):)

May Allah write you a sadaqah for making us smile my sister.:hearts:

Maybe other dog first taste it and they know that the food is healthy to be eaten from other dogs.:shymuslima1::)



Yes you can, but others will not know do you really cry.

May Allah bless you

:wasalam:
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:salam2:

ya ukhti i'm sososo happy it made you smile.ameen to your duas and jazakallah khaira.
may ALLAH bestow HIS mercy upon you too my sis.

:wasalam:
 
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