As-salamu 'Aleyku people
Hope you're all doing Fine!
...I just typed a WhOlE page, but due to my comp's slowness, i was logged off n had to start over!..I think this comp just broke the world's record for 'The world's most slowest comp'
So any-ways, i wanted to share some short Islamic joke/stories.
*Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."..LooL, clever!
*An Imam shocked his community when he announced that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Imam with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Imam, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!" The kind hearted Imam said "Now, now, sister, don't carry on. The Imam who takes my place might be even better than me".
"Yeah", she said, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, "That's what they said the last time too . . . "..Poor woman
This one actually happened to some boys from our Local Masjid!
*3 Boys went out to grab a take-out dinner at a Muslim restuarant. 1 Went in to make the order while the other 2 waited outside. The two were talking among themselves when a Non-muslim guy who was passimg by stoped infront of them, He asked 'What's that food that smells soo good' while inhaling the scent-
One of the boys spoke up saying, "That's Islam"!..
That's all I can do for now..I don't want the net to slow down on me again..Hope you guys liked it
Hope you're all doing Fine!...I just typed a WhOlE page, but due to my comp's slowness, i was logged off n had to start over!..I think this comp just broke the world's record for 'The world's most slowest comp'
So any-ways, i wanted to share some short Islamic joke/stories.
*Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people:"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."..LooL, clever!
*An Imam shocked his community when he announced that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Imam with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Imam, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!" The kind hearted Imam said "Now, now, sister, don't carry on. The Imam who takes my place might be even better than me".
"Yeah", she said, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, "That's what they said the last time too . . . "..Poor woman
This one actually happened to some boys from our Local Masjid!
*3 Boys went out to grab a take-out dinner at a Muslim restuarant. 1 Went in to make the order while the other 2 waited outside. The two were talking among themselves when a Non-muslim guy who was passimg by stoped infront of them, He asked 'What's that food that smells soo good' while inhaling the scent-
One of the boys spoke up saying, "That's Islam"!..
That's all I can do for now
..I don't want the net to slow down on me again..Hope you guys liked it
. I can not stop smiling on these joks.
