Zaynab123
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i've been reading some jokes over so i decided to share...
What do umpires say when they want Pancakes?
BATTER UP!
what did the soccer ball say to the soccer player?
i get a kick out of you.
what do basket ball players like to read?
tall tales.
what insect makes the best outfielder?
the spider. it always catches flies.
what should a prize fighter drink?
Punch.
why did the player bring string to the baseball game?
to tie the score.
what is a monster's favorite ball game?
a double header.
why is it hot after a football game?
because all the fans have left the field.
why don't vampires play ball in the afternoon?
because the bats come out at night.
i've been reading some jokes over so i decided to share...
What do umpires say when they want Pancakes?
BATTER UP!
what did the soccer ball say to the soccer player?
i get a kick out of you.
what do basket ball players like to read?
tall tales.
what insect makes the best outfielder?
the spider. it always catches flies.
what should a prize fighter drink?
Punch.
why did the player bring string to the baseball game?
to tie the score.
what is a monster's favorite ball game?
a double header.
why is it hot after a football game?
because all the fans have left the field.
why don't vampires play ball in the afternoon?
because the bats come out at night.
