mahussain3
Son of Aa'ishah(R.A)
As-salaamu a'lyku dear brother and sister,
You all must be thinking that what this thread have to do in TTI but my intention is just to spread a lil smile among my TTI'ians
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we all are so busy in our lives and we are so much serious about everything in our life(serious about studies,serious about jobs,serious about relations,serious about visiting TTI(lol) ),that we don't have time to laugh for a while,lets us share some good jokes and spread some smile here in TTI.
1)Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in
loud discussions during office time.....
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened
to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"
They're asking for 10 Million dollars ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."
One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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"About 1 litre."
2)A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a Flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.
They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess. An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away. After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs." See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the Length!"
Moral: "No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in You".
hahaha....
3)Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Swans
ea .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
4)Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or Beaf chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
5)Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
6)Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
7)Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
8)The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor. A small
voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher; she's dead."
9)1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
10)Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Hope you had a laugh!!!
Brothers and sisters why don't you people also add some good and decent jokes ..
You all must be thinking that what this thread have to do in TTI but my intention is just to spread a lil smile among my TTI'ians
.we all are so busy in our lives and we are so much serious about everything in our life(serious about studies,serious about jobs,serious about relations,serious about visiting TTI(lol) ),that we don't have time to laugh for a while,lets us share some good jokes and spread some smile here in TTI.
1)Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in
loud discussions during office time.....
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened
to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"
They're asking for 10 Million dollars ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."
One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"About 1 litre."
2)A team of Managers was given an assignment to measure the height of a Flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape.
They're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess. An Engineer comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away. After the Engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs." See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the Length!"
Moral: "No matter what good you do, Managers can always find fault in You".
hahaha....
3)Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Swans
ea .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
4)Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or Beaf chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
5)Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
6)Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.
7)Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
8)The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor. A small
voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher; she's dead."
9)1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
10)Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Hope you had a laugh!!!
Brothers and sisters why don't you people also add some good and decent jokes
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