Tables Turned

[TheHumbleWun]

These are really nice jokes....

the second sister, may have been just a little bit harsh on you men, but i'm sure she had good intentions and that's what counts..

Asalaamlikum,

I agree. I didn't take either one of the jokes personal, just a little laughter in my day. However, we all have to be aware of each other and other viewers.

Jazakallah khair to both sisters for sharing.

 

[Libinette]

assalam,who said it was offensive sister libin? haha welcome to the west!

wassalam

, yes you're right, maybe no one said that, but bro junaid said that some of the jokes were a bit..... and u agreed... anyway that's OFF topic...

 

[sharaz]

I think the tables should be turned around again lol,

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something really clever?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me.."

How do you repair a woman's watch?
You don't need to. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is shouting through the letter box, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

 

[TheHumbleWun]

I think the tables should be turned around again lol,

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Brother you just crossed the line. You are so gonna get it from the sisters. I think some sisters are going to break the table and throw it at you LOL

wasalaam

 

[Sister_X]

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

subhanallah, please let's not say such things. We are talking about Men and Women, Allah alim, but i think that maybe a sin to say that.

Ps: i know i may have offended people here with my "harsh" jokes earlier, so here are three important and positive things about men:

All the Prophets were men.
I'm in love with a man.
My father is a man.(no kidding)

salaam

 

[samiha]

Brother you just crossed the line. You are so gonna get it from the sisters. I think some sisters are going to break the table and throw it at you LOL

wasalaam

:salam2:

heh, i don't usually like such jokes... but hmmm... yes, the tables must be re-arranged no? PLease don't be offended, lol, i'm not married ... and i dislike generalizing but...

How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

As I said... i don't really like these at all...

wasalam

 

[sharaz]

Brother you just crossed the line. You are so gonna get it from the sisters. I think some sisters are going to break the table and throw it at you LOL

wasalaam

Well i have to stand up for the brothers as the women are making the most of it

 

[Libinette]

WOW,

 

[Libinette]

i'm soooooooooo soorrry

 

[alkathiri]

Assalamualaikum to everyone

WoW
sister isra, u came back with a bang , didnt you...??

 

[AishaR]

:salam2:

Sorry boys and girls but I have closed this thread as it has started to get out of hand with name calling!!!! :astag:

What started out as a bit of fun has been totally taken out of context.

Again sorry and can we refrain from name calling or I will ban you!!! Please read site rules if you have not already done so.


Sis Aisha