THE INTERVIEW

[Hard Rock Moslem]

INTERVIEW
PLEASE NOTE: EVERY ONE WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY CALLED FOR THIS INTERVIEW WHETHER YOU LIKE OR NOT

POSITIONS VACANT:
A. Candidates for the Heavens (permanent basis)*
B. Candidates for the Hell (permament basis)
C. Temporary basis: In the Hell and promotion to Heavens after successful probation period*

*Conditions: These positions are offered to muslims only.

BENEFITS (Position A only):
1. Protection from torture in the grave.
2. Protection during judgement day.
3. Safe crossing the Siraat Al-Mustaqeem
4. Life membership in one of the 7 heavens

* With Allah's mercy of course.

DATE OF THE INTERVIEW:
Anytime from the moment you read this advertisement

LOCATION OF THE INTERVIEW:
First interview will be in the barzakh (grave)
Second interview will be at Masyhar

REQUIREMENTS:
Followings are not required:
- Certificates, degree, diploma, PhD etc
- Titles, wealth, credit cards, Mercedes, luxury homes, your dunia

Kindly bring following items (original only):
- Imaan and taqwa, all other good deeds to support your application

RECOMMENDATION:
Your Salawat and Salam in favour of The Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him)

PANELIST FOR THE INTERVIEW:
Allah Subahana wata'ala.
Angels Mungkar and Nakir

HOW TO APPLY:
Just wait, someone will be visiting you anytime from now. His name is Angel Izra'il

CLOSING DATE:
No closing date since you do not need to apply



I'M TELLING MY SELF AND YOU, BE PREPARED FROM NOW

 

[Nurain]

Ma sha Allaah. Well put. And I'd thought you were going to share with us a job interview you recently went to.

Though scary. I shall prepare for my turn to be called. Who knows, what number in line we all are. Aptly put.

JazakAllaah khair

 

[fada_all]

INTERVIEW
PLEASE NOTE: EVERY ONE WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY CALLED FOR THIS INTERVIEW WHETHER YOU LIKE OR NOT

POSITIONS VACANT:
A. Candidates for the Heavens (permanent basis)*
B. Candidates for the Hell (permament basis)
C. Temporary basis: In the Hell and promotion to Heavens after successful probation period*

*Conditions: These positions are offered to muslims only.

BENEFITS (Position A only):
1. Protection from torture in the grave.
2. Protection during judgement day.
3. Safe crossing the Siraat Al-Mustaqeem
4. Life membership in one of the 7 heavens

* With Allah's mercy of course.

DATE OF THE INTERVIEW:
Anytime from the moment you read this advertisement

LOCATION OF THE INTERVIEW:
First interview will be in the barzakh (grave)
Second interview will be at Masyhar

REQUIREMENTS:
Followings are not required:
- Certificates, degree, diploma, PhD etc
- Titles, wealth, credit cards, Mercedes, luxury homes, your dunia

Kindly bring following items (original only):
- Imaan and taqwa, all other good deeds to support your application

RECOMMENDATION:
Your Salawat and Salam in favour of The Prophet Muhammad (blessings and peace be upon him)

PANELIST FOR THE INTERVIEW:
Allah Subahana wata'ala.
Angels Mungkar and Nakir

HOW TO APPLY:
Just wait, someone will be visiting you anytime from now. His name is Angel Izra'il

CLOSING DATE:
No closing date since you do not need to apply



I'M TELLING MY SELF AND YOU, BE PREPARED FROM NOW

salam alikom wa rahmato allah taala wabarakatoho

masha allah !!!!!!!!good thread good post as being a good reminder , may allah blesses you whenever you are brother, may allah reward you with the highteset place in alfirdaous al'aala insha allah taala

may allah guide us all to the right path ameeen

salam alikom

 

[al-fajr]

Assalamualaykum,

I just returned from an interview which was in contrast to this, completely related to dunya.

JazakAllaah Khayr for this post, it proves that I really had nothing to be worried about this morning cos this one is evidently more important and incomparable in its significance.

 

[abdullah khan]

great post!!

JazakAllah khairan,brother.
very benificial,and one and only interview that i'm afraid of,inshAllah.
Make dua InshAllah.