Try to answer this fuuny questions

happy_muslimah

Save Palestine..
:salam2:
Okay here are some question,lets see who gets all correct..

Here are the questions..but make sure no cheating,lol..but dont think to hard:)

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?











A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four
men to build it?








A. No time at all it is already built.

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?













A. Very large hands.

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?















A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?










A. He sleeps at night.

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Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?













A: Because he is dead.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?










A: It becomes wet.

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Q. What often falls but never gets hurt?
















A : Rain

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Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?







A : TOMORROW

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Q. What looks like half apple?







A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?








A : Dinner.

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Q. What gets wet with drying?









A : A towel

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Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman?











A : AGE.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented?















A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?













A : Because it has its own scales.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state

A : liquid







Lets see we gets the most correct answers...:hijabi:

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Mahzala

فَتَبَارَكَ اللَّهُ أَحْسَنُ الْخَالِقِينَ
Assalamualaikum

:bismillah1:

I only knew the answer to the towel question. I am no good at riddles. But I know many others on this forum that are. Hopefully they will make this a more exciting thread. :)

But Thank you for sharing them. It was a very good read. May Allah SWT reward you for your efforts Insha Allah. Aameen.

Assalamualaikum
 

IbnAdam77

Travelling towards my grave.
:salam2:

:bismillah1:

I only knew the answer to the towel question. I am no good at riddles. But I know many others on this forum that are. Hopefully they will make this a more exciting thread. :)

But Thank you for sharing them. It was a very good read. May Allah SWT reward you for your efforts Insha Allah. Aameen.

same as mine...lol

wassalam

-brother IbnAdam-
 

Tru3m0sl3m

Brother in ISLAM
More...

:salam2:
Try to give the correct answers..
1. How did the elephant pack his clothes?





2. What do you call a messy hippo?





3. What would you call a humorous knee?





4. Name a bank that has no money?





5. Why was the Maths book upset?





6. Why was Cinderella never part of the volleyball team?


I'll post the answers later ;) in the mean time try saying this fast..
Can you can a can as canners can a can?
If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

:wasalam:
 

mymohsin

Pls mak Duwa 4 me
Salamalaykum,

Jazak Allah nice funny I got 4 correct Alhomdolila

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Q. What looks like half apple?
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
and
For the Elephant I was thinking when it is on paper (painting) :)

there are many others who will perform much better insha Allah.

Jazak Allah khair.
 

mymohsin

Pls mak Duwa 4 me
Salamalaykum,

1) In his trunk.

2) hippo

3)

4)River Bank

5) Full of Problems.

6)

I know atleast one is correct (math book as read before lol) Will b looking for ur reply.

Allah Hafiz.
 

BintMuhammad

New Member
Staff member
Im bored, so I'll give em a shot :p


1. How did the elephant pack his clothes? No problem at all, 'cause elephants don't wear clothes?




2. What do you call a messy hippo? umm HippopotaMESS?





3. What would you call a humorous knee? funKNEE???





4. Name a bank that has no money? BANKrupt?





5. Why was the Maths book upset? ugh I hate math next question puhleez ---Oh I know now, FULL OF PROBLEMS I copied from the last poster whehehehe





6. Why was Cinderella never part of the volleyball team? 'cause she always leaves her shoe?:/
 

Aapa

Mirajmom
Salaam,

WC Fields has engraved on his tombstone : I'd rather be in Philly.
He hated Phillidelphia but he would rather be there than dead and buried.
 

Mahzala

فَتَبَارَكَ اللَّهُ أَحْسَنُ الْخَالِقِينَ
Assalamualaikum

:bismillah1:

1. How did the elephant pack his clothes? In His trunk

2. What do you call a messy hippo? BintMuhammad took the words out of my mouth. Hippopotamess

3. What would you call a humorous knee? Not sure

4. Name a bank that has no money?Again, BintMuhammad, Bankrupt

5. Why was the Maths book upset? And Again, BintMuhammad :( Because it was full of problems

6. Why was Cinderella never part of the volleyball team? Because she keeps runnig away from the ball

BintMuhammad, you got here quicker that I did. Well, I guess it was teamwork ;)

Assalamualaikum
 

a_brother

Make dua for us all
:salam2:
:D, I'll give it a try :D

1. How did the elephant pack his clothes? didn't since he has non :p

2. What do you call a messy hippo? messy

3. What would you call a humorous knee? Humoknee

4. Name a bank that has no money? not a bank

5. Why was the Maths book upset? too many people love math :p

6. Why was Cinderella never part of the volleyball team? her heart couldn't take it


Wasalam
 

zakiyah

muslim sis
:salam2:

lol.i got the egg one correct.:lol:

and i think it was the towel one aswell.uh they wer easy as pie.:rolleyes::tongue::D:lol:

:salam2::muslim_child:
 

Tru3m0sl3m

Brother in ISLAM
:salam2:
Mashaallah we've got smart bros, sis here..
Answers:
1. He put it in his trunk!


2. A hippopota-mess!


3. Fun-ny!


4. River bank.


5. Because he had lot of problems.


6. Because she kept running away from the ball!

:wasalam:
 
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