Assalmu alaikum (peace be unto you) brother spider33
To become a Muslim is very easy. All you have to do is take a shower and wear clean clothes and then recite these words in both English (or your first language) and in Arabic, the transliteration of which I willl write for you.
It is called the testimony of faith and this is how it goes:
Ash-hadu An-La Ilaha Illa-Allah, Wa Ash-hadu Anna Muhammadan Rasoolu-Allah
which means (you need to recite its meaning too):
I bear witness that there is none worthy of worship except Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah
When you say these words and believe them by heart, you are a Muslim. Please let us know what you decide. You can do this on your own or you can do this in the presence of two Muslims.