dear brother..i agree with your post. but i don't know why they dub these "keys" as the 5 stated in surat laqoum..Like i saw a tasfir from someone accredited saying these keys are either absolute divine knowledge or the capacity to creation.which in either way is infinite and thus its beyond and its a *shudder* type thing. So if these people say that and some people say differently then idk..like the keys being five items kinda doesn't make sense to me..