Hm..
my sister told me this joke...
In the middle of an inquiry at the high courts , the judge said
"ORDER... ORDER!!! ORDER..!!!"
Then the lawyer proceeded, saying.. "Yes, SIR... I need a chicken burger and then some snacks..!!! "
lolz
salam alaikum
similar one:
One very beautiful lady came to a library, which was pin drop silent and she just walked in casually like in a cafe and in the reception she said, a bit loudly and casually:
:SMILEY209:
I'd like to order one burger, large french fries and a milk-shake.
the receptionist replied:
shhh....! this is a library, being angry a bit.
then she said: (getting closer and in hissing tone)
oh sorry
I'd like to order one burger, large french fries and a milk-shake !!
ha ha ha
I hope you got it
JazakAllah khair
wassalam
no offense to anyone but i found this funny
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That's a DOS legacy. In DOS, "con" is a reserved device name that refers to the screen (Console). Thus, anything that DOS may redirect to "con" is supposed to be displayed on the screen.
If you try this in DOS, i.e,
C:>md con
you will get the error message,
The directory name is invalid.
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?
A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?
A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT