The reason why call centre guys are paid so much ? : Very Funny

[meer suhail]

TAKE A LOOK:

1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."



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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"


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3)Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."

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5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????


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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ?????

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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ??????


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8).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????




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9). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????

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10). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech support : ?????

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11). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open
24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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12). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : ??????

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The best of the lot
13). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that
his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the
problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS
command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM <http://nosmoke. com/> http://nosmoke. com/> http://nosmoke. com/ > at
the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22 .
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

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Hight Of all (Too Good)

14) customer care officer: I need a product identification number
right now and may I help u in
finding it out?
Customer: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how do I find your computer?

 

[habib786]

kool. brother ... you did make me luahg wth some funny lines... thanks for sharing ..

Allah Hafiz

 

[Hard Rock Moslem]

I want to share this joke...sorry to my chinese friend. No intention to insult anyone.

> > People - I really enjoy these jokes. Take a break to appreciate them...
> > crazy ah beng~~
> >
> >
> > Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
> > Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
> > Ah Beng : 'Do you have color TV ?'
> > Salesgirl : 'Yes !'
> > Ah Beng : 'Give me a green one, please '
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
> > He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
> > Then he comes to column on 'Salary Expected', but he is not sure of the question.
> > After much thought, he writes ' Yes '
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
> > Ah Beng : 'What is that shiny object ?'
> > Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
> > Ah Beng : 'What does it do ?'
> > Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
> > Ah Beng : 'I'll buy it'
> > The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
> > Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
> > Ah Beng : 'It's a thermos flask.'
> > Boss : 'What does it do ?'
> > Ah Beng : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
> > Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
> > Ah Beng : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares
> > it with the original for spelling mistakes.
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
> > his picture is being taken.
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
> > Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
> > When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries.
> > Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.
> > Ah Beng : 'I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!'
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
> > The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah' 'Oh dear !' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. 'But.
> > What happened to the other ear ?'
> > Ah Beng answered : 'That stupid dumbo called back, lah !!!!'
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
> > Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
> > and LAS VEGAS ?'
> > Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
> > Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
> > 'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
> > 'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
> > 'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN 'FOR 4-7 YRS'.
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
> >
> >
> > At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, 'JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE' and his companion says, 'JACK DANIELS, SINGLE'.
> > The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, 'AND YOU, SIR ?'
> > Ah Beng replies : 'Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah'
> > -------? ? ? ? ? ? ?-------

 

[islamisthesolution]

so funny guys you made me laugh both of you
:salam2:

 

[amna_muslimaa]

:salam2:
:lol::lol:
I liked the 14 one...lol..!!!!

 

[meer suhail]

Asalam o Alykum

well i liked all of them

but 13 and 14 are great ones ,,,,,,,rofl

 

[muslims.helper]

Asalamo Aleikum,

Hilarious guys )))))))))))
I am not a call center guy, but I am in the IT field.
Now you can understand why IT people have almost no hair left and all the wall rooms have dents

 

[ummi h]

reallllllllllly fuuuuuuuuuuunny

seriously funny, im laughing out-so loud,my family think im going mad.........
really enjoyed the light humour brothers and thank you...to both of you.

 

[slaveofAllah88]

aslam o alikum
these are seriously hilarious lol i enjoyed them alot thx bro/sisters

 

[Mahzala]

Assalamualaikum



Oh I have heard that Lah quite a lot, and I absolutely hate it. Its so irritating. My Chemistry teacher used to say it sometimes, but she wasnt Chinese, she was Malaysian, and having some Chinese friends and spent a lot of time with Malaysians and Malaysian friends, I hear the Lah so much. And I dont like it.

Nice Jokes though, Thanks for Sharing.

Assalamualaikum

 

[BinKhadija]

...Funny. Subhan Allah. Jazak Allah for posting akhi.

 

[IHearIslam]

lol

:salam2:

:lol::lol: That was FUNNY! my Allah, you guys are hilarious!:lol::lol::lol:

subahanAllah, still laughing about those jokes!

JazakaAllah khairan for sharing

Allah hafiz now and always

 

[fada_all]

salam alikom


very funny ...............jazak allah khir katir

 

[Nurain]

Assalamu alaykum

LOL Thank you for posting, Meer Suhail and Hard Rock. Very funny, I hope no one out there is as "dim" as these fictitious characters!

 

[al-islam]

lol.... thtz hilarioussssssss... thnx 4 sharing jazak allah khair

 

[thariq2005]

Salamu alaikkum, I like this one....

Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released.

Jon is called into the doctor's office first. The doctor says, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?"

Jon says, "I'd be half blind."

"That's correct. What would happen if I poked out both your eyes?"

"I'd be completely blind." The doctor tells him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he tells Dan the questions and answers.

The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I cut off one of your ears?"

Dan says, "I'd be half blind."

The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues, "What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"

"I'd be completely blind."

"Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?" asks the doctor.

"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes.

 

[ahmed_indian]

:salam2:,

jazaak Allah khair

they really made us laugh

and bringing a smile is a charity.

 

[masumi]

You Got That Right

.

Aniway i am here for simthing else.

.

it that i simplified this website further, from turntoislam.com

to

turn.to/islam

well the .com removal is further removed and its simplified.

 

[arzafar]

nice jokes

 

[fatima1994]

:lol::lol: halarious posts
Jzakallah fr sharing!!!!!!