Dear somebody...

sister herb

Official TTI Chef
Dear Pluto,

I still think you're a planet. Don't lose hope.

Sincerely, Moon

*****

Dear bed,

Every time I leave you, I die a little inside.

Sincerely, nights aren't long enough

*****

Dear grammar,

Please come back. We miss you.

Sincerely, the literate people of the internet

*****

Dear almost empty shampoo bottle,

I see we speak the same language.

Sincerely, ketchup bottle.

*****

Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.

Sincerely, Google

*****

Dear cellphone,

Please invent a "take back your text" option.

Sincerely, accidental awkward text messager

*****

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish idiots invaded our country and we got a little busy...

Sincerely, the Mayans

*****

Dear Kids,

There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.

Sincerely, Wikileaks

*****

Dear Mathematicians,

Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.

Sincerely, The Romans

*****

Dear Circle,

You're pointless.

Sincerely, Square

*****

Dear Facebook,

Please add an unlike button.

Sincerely, Writing "Unlike" in the comments

*****

Dear Copy & Paste,

Thanks for existing, I just did my homework in 8 minutes.

Sincerely, Happy teenager with lots more time for fun now

*****

Dear one red sock,

Not cool man.

Sincerely, all the white laundry

*****

Dear world,

Some of us are males!

Sincerely, ladybugs

*****

Dear person singing,

Proud to be your stage.

Sincerely, the shower

*****

Dear Americans,

You call it illegal immigration, we call it karma.

Sincerely, Native Americans

*****

Dear Santa Claus,

The toys are ready to ship to the North Pole!

Sincerely, China

*****

Dear Paleontologist,

No amount of digging us up is going to bring us back. Just let it go man... let it go...

Sincerely, Dinosaurs

*****

Dear Glasses,

Please stop creeping down my nose. I'm going to freak out on you in a second. Your really annoying.

Sincerely, Blind Without You

*****

Dear Head,

Please stop hurting now. I'm giving in with this triple shot of espresso. Truce?

Sincerely, Caffeine Addict

*****

Dear teenagers,

You will never win.

Sincerely, acne

*****

Dear villains who are always trying to destroy the world,

...then what?

Sincerely, realist

*****

Dear mascara,

You're not the only one she opens her mouth for.

Sincerely, contact lenses

*****

Dear people who "lose" things a lot,

We just needed to borrow it. You'll find it exactly where you left it tomorrow.

Sincerely, ninjas

*****

Dear Women,

Owned.

Sincerely, Chocolate

*****

Dear Spiderman,

Radioactive spiders do not exist. You are just a highly evolved spider monkey.

Sincerely, Charles Darwin

*****

Dear IKEA,

How much would it cost for me to live here?

Sincerely, this is way better than my room

*****

Dear extraordinary,

If you are extra ordinary, doesn't that just make you even more ordinary?

Sincerely, confused

*****

Dear Musicians,

I've never been more popular. Use me in your next song and I guarantee millions of plays. Allow me to take my rightful place as king of the instrument world.

Sincerely, Vuvuzela

*****

Dear girl on the bus,

No, your Louis Vuitton handbag does not need its own seat.

Sincerely, move over

*****

Dear Hippies,

I don't believe we've met...

Sincerely, Soap

*****

Dear LOL,

Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward.

Sincerely, I have nothing else to say

*****

Dear 2012,

I'm sorry, I have failed. It is up to you now.

Sincerely, H1N1

*****

Dear Nike,

Please stop telling people to just do it, that's my job.

Sincerely, peer pressure

*****

Dear dentist,

Yes that's a cavity, please stop poking it.

Sincerely, seriously it hurts

*****

Dear Children,

Please stop wondering what I am. I'm a star. You just said it like two seconds ago.

Sincerely, Twinkle-twinkle

*****

Dear Greenland,

We've successfully deceived the tourists. Good work.

Sincerely, Iceland

*****

Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you´re overreacting.

Sincerely, Mentos

*****

Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,

I need you to work overtime tomorrow.

Sincerely, Your Boss

*****

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

*****

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WHAT happened?!

Sincerely, 1985

*****

Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspace

*****

Dear alarm clock,

Can't you see that I'm in the middle of a good dream?!

Sincerely, please shut up

*****

Dear conscience,

You're dismissed.

Sincerely, I don't really care anymore

*****

Dear internal clock,

Weekends are not school days.

Sincerely, didn't want to wake up at 7 am

*****

Dear Twix,

Need a moment? Seriously... That's your slogan? Give me a break.

Sincerely, Kit-Kat

*****

Dear skinny people,

At least if I get stabbed I'm more likely to survive.

Sincerely, obesity does have it's benefits

*****

Dear time,

Why do you crawl when I'm at work but fly by when I'm having fun?

Sincerely, pick a consistent mode of transportation

*****

Dear potato chip companies,

I am not an optimist; that bag is half empty.

Sincerely, consumer

*****

Dear Egypt,

I heard you need a new president. Well, I need a summer job.

Sincerely, this might be perfect

*****

Dear mosquitoes,

At least we give people honey.

Sincerely, bees

*****

Dear people who complain that Disney's Pocahontas is not historically accurate,

Wait you mean she didn't go to a talking tree for advice?!

Sincerely, it's just a movie

*****

Dear women,

Please stop blaming me for those extra ten pounds.

Sincerely, the camera

*****

Dear evolution,

It's okay, who needs flying when we've got these nifty tuxedos?

Sincerely, penguins

*****

Dear life,

When I muttered, "Could things get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Sincerely, nervous wreck

*****

Dear everyone,

S O R R Y - F O R - M A K I N G - Y O U - Y E L L - I N - Y O U R - H E A D !

Sincerely, caps lock

*****

Dear Newton,

Had you really never seen anything else fall down before?

Sincerely, the apple

*****

Dear You,

Smile. You're beautiful.

Sincerely, Me

*****

Dear Grouchy Feminists,

Please don't take my chivalry the wrong way. I'm opening a door for you because it's courteous, not because I think you can't do it yourself.

Sincerely, A Nice Guy
 

JenGiove

Junior Member
:salam2:

OMG! That was too funny!!!!! Thank you so much! I'm emailing it to my husband!...I might even post it on FB...:)
 

Valerie

Junior Member
:salam2:

LOVE IT! :)


Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish idiots invaded our country and we got a little busy...

Sincerely, the Mayans


The world won't end in 2012 anyways. Marty McFly has been to 2015 (if anyone gets that hehe).
 

saifkhan

abd-Allah
salam alaikum

that was really good one, JazakAllah khair

but you could have give it in sessions, not all in one post, he he anyways

salam alaikum
 

Shak78

Junior Member
Loved this, thank you!

Dear Circle,

You're pointless.

Sincerely, Square

That one and the Myan one cracked me up the most.
 

JenGiove

Junior Member
:salam2:

LOVE IT! :)





The world won't end in 2012 anyways. Marty McFly has been to 2015 (if anyone gets that hehe).

:salam2:

Ok, it's 7:15 in the morning and Connor is still sleeping when I read this. I had to use two hands and my elbow to cover up the noise of my cackling because of this, VAAAAL! Thanx alot!
 

Tabassum07

Smile for Allah
This is great, thanks for sharing! Loved all of them.

Dear Greenland,

We've successfully deceived the tourists. Good work.

Sincerely, Iceland

This reminded me of something I heard years and years (a decade maybe) ago:

Why is Greenland called Greenland, and Iceland called Iceland, when Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is green? :)
 

sister herb

Official TTI Chef
This is great, thanks for sharing! Loved all of them.



This reminded me of something I heard years and years (a decade maybe) ago:

Why is Greenland called Greenland, and Iceland called Iceland, when Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is green? :)

It was year 982 when Eric the Red landed to Greenland and gave it its name (make it popular to move to Vikings). At that time Greenland was green. Later climate went colder.

Latest document from Greenland is from 14th of September 1424 (letter telling about wedding of Thorstein Olafsson and Sigrid Bjornsdottir). After that nothing.

Iceland is not very green, even now. It is too covered by ice and created to vulcano land.
 

sister herb

Official TTI Chef
I have met some Icelanders. I had to explain them what trees are. They trees are max 100 cm high.


Ooops.
 

khangul

your sister
:salam2:

im laughing and my three years old daughter is asking ; what is so funny mama;

you gave a fresh cup of

espresso_still_life.jpg
 

Sakeena

Junior Member
LOL!

My favorites are:

Dear people who complain that Disney's Pocahontas is not historically accurate,

Wait you mean she didn't go to a talking tree for advice?!

Sincerely, it's just a movie

And:

Dear Americans,

You call it illegal immigration, we call it karma.

Sincerely, Native Americans

And:

Dear teenagers,

You will never win.

Sincerely, acne

:lol:
 

allah is with me

Rabana Wa laqal Hamd
Dear Pluto,

I still think you're a planet. Don't lose hope.

Sincerely, Moon

*****

Dear bed,

Every time I leave you, I die a little inside.

Sincerely, nights aren't long enough

*****

Dear grammar,

Please come back. We miss you.

Sincerely, the literate people of the internet

*****

Dear almost empty shampoo bottle,

I see we speak the same language.

Sincerely, ketchup bottle.

*****

Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.

Sincerely, Google

*****

Dear cellphone,

Please invent a "take back your text" option.

Sincerely, accidental awkward text messager

*****

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish idiots invaded our country and we got a little busy...

Sincerely, the Mayans

*****

Dear Kids,

There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.

Sincerely, Wikileaks

*****

Dear Mathematicians,

Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.

Sincerely, The Romans

*****

Dear Circle,

You're pointless.

Sincerely, Square

*****

Dear Facebook,

Please add an unlike button.

Sincerely, Writing "Unlike" in the comments

*****

Dear Copy & Paste,

Thanks for existing, I just did my homework in 8 minutes.

Sincerely, Happy teenager with lots more time for fun now

*****

Dear one red sock,

Not cool man.

Sincerely, all the white laundry

*****

Dear world,

Some of us are males!

Sincerely, ladybugs

*****

Dear person singing,

Proud to be your stage.

Sincerely, the shower

*****

Dear Americans,

You call it illegal immigration, we call it karma.

Sincerely, Native Americans

*****

Dear Santa Claus,

The toys are ready to ship to the North Pole!

Sincerely, China

*****

Dear Paleontologist,

No amount of digging us up is going to bring us back. Just let it go man... let it go...

Sincerely, Dinosaurs

*****

Dear Glasses,

Please stop creeping down my nose. I'm going to freak out on you in a second. Your really annoying.

Sincerely, Blind Without You

*****

Dear Head,

Please stop hurting now. I'm giving in with this triple shot of espresso. Truce?

Sincerely, Caffeine Addict

*****

Dear teenagers,

You will never win.

Sincerely, acne

*****

Dear villains who are always trying to destroy the world,

...then what?

Sincerely, realist

*****

Dear mascara,

You're not the only one she opens her mouth for.

Sincerely, contact lenses

*****

Dear people who "lose" things a lot,

We just needed to borrow it. You'll find it exactly where you left it tomorrow.

Sincerely, ninjas

*****

Dear Women,

Owned.

Sincerely, Chocolate

*****

Dear Spiderman,

Radioactive spiders do not exist. You are just a highly evolved spider monkey.

Sincerely, Charles Darwin

*****

Dear IKEA,

How much would it cost for me to live here?

Sincerely, this is way better than my room

*****

Dear extraordinary,

If you are extra ordinary, doesn't that just make you even more ordinary?

Sincerely, confused

*****

Dear Musicians,

I've never been more popular. Use me in your next song and I guarantee millions of plays. Allow me to take my rightful place as king of the instrument world.

Sincerely, Vuvuzela

*****

Dear girl on the bus,

No, your Louis Vuitton handbag does not need its own seat.

Sincerely, move over

*****

Dear Hippies,

I don't believe we've met...

Sincerely, Soap

*****

Dear LOL,

Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward.

Sincerely, I have nothing else to say

*****

Dear 2012,

I'm sorry, I have failed. It is up to you now.

Sincerely, H1N1

*****

Dear Nike,

Please stop telling people to just do it, that's my job.

Sincerely, peer pressure

*****

Dear dentist,

Yes that's a cavity, please stop poking it.

Sincerely, seriously it hurts

*****

Dear Children,

Please stop wondering what I am. I'm a star. You just said it like two seconds ago.

Sincerely, Twinkle-twinkle

*****

Dear Greenland,

We've successfully deceived the tourists. Good work.

Sincerely, Iceland

*****

Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like you´re overreacting.

Sincerely, Mentos

*****

Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,

I need you to work overtime tomorrow.

Sincerely, Your Boss

*****

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

*****

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WHAT happened?!

Sincerely, 1985

*****

Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspace

*****

Dear alarm clock,

Can't you see that I'm in the middle of a good dream?!

Sincerely, please shut up

*****

Dear conscience,

You're dismissed.

Sincerely, I don't really care anymore

*****

Dear internal clock,

Weekends are not school days.

Sincerely, didn't want to wake up at 7 am

*****

Dear Twix,

Need a moment? Seriously... That's your slogan? Give me a break.

Sincerely, Kit-Kat

*****

Dear skinny people,

At least if I get stabbed I'm more likely to survive.

Sincerely, obesity does have it's benefits

*****

Dear time,

Why do you crawl when I'm at work but fly by when I'm having fun?

Sincerely, pick a consistent mode of transportation

*****

Dear potato chip companies,

I am not an optimist; that bag is half empty.

Sincerely, consumer

*****

Dear Egypt,

I heard you need a new president. Well, I need a summer job.

Sincerely, this might be perfect

*****

Dear mosquitoes,

At least we give people honey.

Sincerely, bees

*****

Dear people who complain that Disney's Pocahontas is not historically accurate,

Wait you mean she didn't go to a talking tree for advice?!

Sincerely, it's just a movie

*****

Dear women,

Please stop blaming me for those extra ten pounds.

Sincerely, the camera

*****

Dear evolution,

It's okay, who needs flying when we've got these nifty tuxedos?

Sincerely, penguins

*****

Dear life,

When I muttered, "Could things get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Sincerely, nervous wreck

*****

Dear everyone,

S O R R Y - F O R - M A K I N G - Y O U - Y E L L - I N - Y O U R - H E A D !

Sincerely, caps lock

*****

Dear Newton,

Had you really never seen anything else fall down before?

Sincerely, the apple

*****

Dear You,

Smile. You're beautiful.

Sincerely, Me

*****

Dear Grouchy Feminists,

Please don't take my chivalry the wrong way. I'm opening a door for you because it's courteous, not because I think you can't do it yourself.

Sincerely, A Nice Guy

that was so cute and funny..subhanallah..:)
 
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