Funny jokes

rickyraws

Junior Member
found this today

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. “The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. J

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! J

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. :p

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show J

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! :p

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humor
 

Al-Salam

Your Sister In Islam
guilty as well, since I also read til the end. But I felt like I had to, since I wanted to know what happened to her husband:D
 

Al-Salam

Your Sister In Islam
:lol: i agreeee wid u sis :D i HAD to find out wht hapned in the end :lol:
nice joke btw :lol:

totally off the topic here, but I still want to ask though. I read a thread where a friend of yours asked to pray for you since you had a lot of exams coming up. So I just wanted to know how they went, and may you get good grades insha allah:)
salam.
 

fatima1994

ƒ3!RY $p!r!T
totally off the topic here, but I still want to ask though. I read a thread where a friend of yours asked to pray for you since you had a lot of exams coming up. So I just wanted to know how they went, and may you get good grades insha allah:)
salam.

jazakallah for asking sis:D alhamdulilah exam went fine :D:D Ameen 2 ur dua =)

walikumsalam
 

IslamIsTheFuture

알라후 아크바르-Allah Akbar
That was funni joke.. It made me laugh.. Lolz :D Smart Woman :D Hahahhaah
lolz i read it until the end... couldnt help it
 

rightpath_357

Junior Member
Hey!:lol:

actually- i think women R smarter then men! sure we like to spend on shoes, clothes, house stuff- w/e

but guys- OMA- THAT is just the beggining 4 them! they might b cheap 2!
:lol:

hey bro- try acting like a women 4 an hour or something- no make up- believe me- NOBODY want 2 see THAT :lol:
 

rickyraws

Junior Member
Hey!:lol:

actually- i think women R smarter then men! sure we like to spend on shoes, clothes, house stuff- w/e

but guys- OMA- THAT is just the beggining 4 them! they might b cheap 2!
:lol:

hey bro- try acting like a women 4 an hour or something- no make up- believe me- NOBODY want 2 see THAT :lol:

I already don't use makeup. No lipstick, or eye liner for me
(cause.....like................I'm a guy....and stuff....):D
 

Muslimeeen

Junior Member
Ha ha ha!!!

JazakAllah khair for Sharing!

I am a male and when I told my family, they couldn't stop laughing!

This is one of the reasons why I like TTI!!!!!!!
 

IbnAhmad

Junior Member
Assaalamu Alykum.

Why could the Washing Machine not stop Laughing?.... :lol:

Good Luck Guys! > :D:D:D Wassalam.
 
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