Lets share Appropriate jokes

faaraa

Nothing but Muslimah
Hm..

my sister told me this joke...

In the middle of an inquiry at the high courts , the judge said
"ORDER... ORDER!!! ORDER..!!!"

Then the lawyer proceeded, saying.. "Yes, SIR... I need a chicken burger and then some snacks..!!! "

lolz
 

arzafar

Junior Member
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no offense to anyone but i found this funny

Thailand: Amazing Thailand.







India: Incredible India.








Pakistan??..... Have a blast till you last :p
 

saifkhan

abd-Allah
Hm..

my sister told me this joke...

In the middle of an inquiry at the high courts , the judge said
"ORDER... ORDER!!! ORDER..!!!"

Then the lawyer proceeded, saying.. "Yes, SIR... I need a chicken burger and then some snacks..!!! "

lolz

salam alaikum

similar one:

One very beautiful lady came to a library, which was pin drop silent and she just walked in casually like in a cafe and in the reception she said, a bit loudly and casually:

:SMILEY209:
I'd like to order one burger, large french fries and a milk-shake.

the receptionist replied:
:mad::mad:
shhh....! this is a library, being angry a bit.

then she said: (getting closer and in hissing tone)
oh sorry

I'd like to order one burger, large french fries and a milk-shake !!

:SMILY27:

ha ha ha

I hope you got it


JazakAllah khair
wassalam
 

faaraa

Nothing but Muslimah
salam alaikum

similar one:

One very beautiful lady came to a library, which was pin drop silent and she just walked in casually like in a cafe and in the reception she said, a bit loudly and casually:

:SMILEY209:
I'd like to order one burger, large french fries and a milk-shake.

the receptionist replied:
:mad::mad:
shhh....! this is a library, being angry a bit.

then she said: (getting closer and in hissing tone)
oh sorry

I'd like to order one burger, large french fries and a milk-shake !!

:SMILY27:

ha ha ha

I hope you got it


JazakAllah khair
wassalam



:wasalam:
lolzz.

yes I got what the joke says.. hahaha
 

faaraa

Nothing but Muslimah
:salam2:

some magical jokes...





MAGIC #1


Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere


on the computer which can be named as "CON".


This is something pretty cool...and unbelievable...


At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!



TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER



MAGIC #2

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable...


At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type


=rand (200, 99)


and then press ENTER
 

allah is with me

Rabana Wa laqal Hamd
k..my joke..
if ur loved onez broke your heart..then dont brake thier heart , they have only 1..:(....

brake thier bones, they have 206..:D , ;), :p
 

faaraa

Nothing but Muslimah
That's a DOS legacy. In DOS, "con" is a reserved device name that refers to the screen (Console). Thus, anything that DOS may redirect to "con" is supposed to be displayed on the screen.

If you try this in DOS, i.e,
C:>md con
you will get the error message,
The directory name is invalid.

AHEM AHEM

MASHA ALLAH, my brother.. you got a clue on this.. but you see, I am still a student of IT.. this is my first semester LOLZ

I dont understand these things quickly.. lolz

Hope I too will learn things soon.. + sound like you are an IT profession..

Any ways, MAY ALLAH AZZAWAJAL ALWAYS BLESS YOU
 

allah is with me

Rabana Wa laqal Hamd
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?

A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.

Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?

A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT

omg..mashalllah..i was almost rolling on floor laughing..hahahha...gud one akhi..:)
 

Mohsin

abdu'Allah
Nice ones !!!

I have shared this one earlier but I think you folks won't mind it again.

A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

Tech support::

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM <http://nosmoke. com/> http://nosmoke. com/> http://nosmoke. com/ > at
the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User : MS-DOS 6.22 .

Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.

Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
 

Wannabemuslim

Junior Member
Two men enter a Masjid interrupting salat, they take out there firearms and loudly proclaim

"Whoever here isnt willing to take a bullet for Islam leave the building"

All but a few of them stay in the Majid, then the men walk up to the imam and say

"dont worry sr, all the hypocrites have left the building, carry on"

Its not really funny, but its interesting
 

Astrugglingsoul

Junior Member
as-salamu alaykum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuhu

one day a Japanese scientist went to Bangladesh. after he left the airport, he took a taxi. the taxi was really old and slow. so, soon all the cars started to pass the taxi. once a Toyota passed, the scientist said- " Toyota!! made in Japan!! very fast!! very fast!!" then a Honda passed the taxi. the scientist went- "Honda!! made in Japan!! very fast!! very fast!!" then a Nissan, a Mazda, a Subaru, An Acura and a Lexus all passed the taxi and the scientist said almost the same thing and was clapping his hands with joy. when the taxi reached hotel Sheraton, he asked the driver-
-what's the fare?
the driver replied, $500
How come?
the driver pointed to the taxi meter and said, "The taxi meter, made in Bangladesh, very fast!! very fast!! :D :D :D
 
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