introducing myself

[SBMnumber1]

:salam2:

i am SBM. Stupid British Muslim.

i used to live a full british life. going to bars. chasing girls. drinking. smoking. disobeying my parents. treating women like objects. lying. cheating. stealing.

i was only muslim in name and not in practice. Then i met some muslim extremists who were just as stupid as me. They said Allah Allah in their speech 300 times. I became very impressed.

i started to grow my beard long for no reason and dressing up like an african even though this is not given in Quran or Hadith.

According to the muslim extremists, only they and their group are the last remaning muslims on earth. only we will go to Paradise and everybody else is a kafir. anyone who disagrees is a kafir and only we are right. everyone is wrong. we will not listen to anyone and everyone has to listen to us.

i love UK and don't want to leave it. I still pay my taxes to the UK government, and sitting 3000 miles away from actual situations, I curse and criticize muslims in their own countries with their own problems.

I do not care about muslims in their own countries. I will not help them in their daily life problems. I only care about speeches with Allah Allah in them 300 times. After this brainwashing, I will keep on living in UK and paying taxes to the UK government. I will help this non-muslim country increase its GDP but i will never help any muslim in Asia.

because i am SBM. Stupid British Muslim.

 

[IHearIslam]

waAlaikum salaam

welcome to TTI,

I dont get why you post this kind of introduction, no offence intended but I think your wording is...............see it for your self inshaAllah

Then i met some muslim extremists who were just as stupid as me. They said Allah Allah in their speech 300 times

i started to grow my beard long for no reason and dressing up like an african even though this is not given in Quran or Hadith.

According to the muslim extremists

I do not care about muslims in their own countries. I will not help them in their daily life problems. I only care about speeches with Allah Allah in them 300 times. After this brainwashing, I will keep on living in UK and paying taxes to the UK government. I will help this non-muslim country increase its GDP but i will never help any muslim in Asia.

yea, I think thats enough,
may Allah guide us all,ameen

 

[hassana elkoussi]

waAlaikum salaam

welcome to TTI,

I dont get why you post this kind of introduction, no offence intended but I think your wording is...............see it for your self inshaAllah



yea, I think thats enough,
may Allah guide us all,ameen

:salam2: dear sweet sister,

I do envy you for your patience. lool

 

[SBMnumber1]

plz brother u must understand . i m stupid british muslim who has no idea of true islam. i have no desire to help muslims. i have long beard but i still do sins and lots of backbiting. i dont like to help my neighbours or respect women. i believe only i am the true muslim. everyone else is wrong and i will try to understand muslims from other parts of the world.

 

[IHearIslam]

plz brother u must understand . i m stupid british muslim who has no idea of true islam. i have no desire to help muslims. i have long beard but i still do sins and lots of backbiting. i dont like to help my neighbours or respect women. i believe only i am the true muslim. everyone else is wrong and i will try to understand muslims from other parts of the world.

you must understand??

Brother I am going to tell you the truth, this is OFFENSIVE, yea to Muslims everywhere, you can have your oppinion but dont come here and WRITE this stuff,

and why would you tell us your sins?? it's between Allah and you!
I dont wanna go on with this, but I remind you to fear Allah, fear the day when NoONE can help you, when you'll face your BOOK of deeds! Fear the day of JUDGEMENT!
Allah helps the Muslims and HIS slaves..........NOT you! wether you wanna help or NOT, the help comes from Allah! period!
salaams,
again no offence intended, and I ask Allah to forgive us and guide us!

 

[rightpath_357]

Salam bro, I think u shouldn't have wrote that stuff, but ur new, right? So it dosen't matter, not right now. explore this site a bit. Get an idea of Islam, and it's true, beautiful meaning. if u have a question, post it. If u are new, and say anything that might look offensive to others, seeing that u are new, (even t\if u werent) the great people on this site have lots of pateince. Duaa a lot. Maybe try to give away a few presents, to children or stuff . show affection and obey ur parents. May Allah (SW) accept u into His Mercy.
Ameen

 

[Fatima S.Ar]

plz brother u must understand . i m stupid british muslim who has no idea of true islam. i have no desire to help muslims. i have long beard but i still do sins and lots of backbiting. i dont like to help my neighbours or respect women. i believe only i am the true muslim. everyone else is wrong and i will try to understand muslims from other parts of the world.

SBM = Smart British Muslim

I said that bcz u r really a smart person , u could see the light of faith although u live in such society .

All of us are sinners , we do sins and we believe Allah is the most merciful
He loves the slave when he back to him and make tawbah .

U know ? when u back to Allah he exchange all ur sins into good deeds .. U must be happy .

Don't be hopeless from Allah's mercy .

Fatima

 

[BrotherInIslam7]

plz brother u must understand . i m stupid british muslim who has no idea of true islam. i have no desire to help muslims. i have long beard but i still do sins and lots of backbiting. i dont like to help my neighbours or respect women. i believe only i am the true muslim. everyone else is wrong and i will try to understand muslims from other parts of the world.

:salam2:

How about starting with the 5 daily prayers brother ? Do you know how to make salah (prayer) ?

No matter how many sins you have done, as long as you are still alive and willing to sincerely repent to Allah swt then there is still hope. Do not despair.

Start off with the prayers. If you need help with it, let us know. Then you can take it from there Insha'Allah.

May Allah swt guide us all Ameen.

 

[BrotherInIslam7]

:salam2: dear sweet sister,

I do envy you for your patience. lool

As long as you can resist a plate of halwa till after dinner is eaten, this is nothing compared to it.


And now you know her secret

 

[IHearIslam]

As long as you can resist a plate of halwa till after dinner is eaten, this is nothing compared to it.


And now you know her secret

Bro why are you telling my secret lol
and I dont eat halwa after dinner...........aaaam except maybe sometimes
loooooooooooool

 

[FreedomFighter]

oh dont say that. dont worry, you will find a lot of good Muslims here inshaAllah. and welcome to TTI

 

[BinKhadija]

Worst introduction, ever. Thanks you for making me...smile.

Oh no perhaps you are just a Stupid British NON-Muslim.
Because...you trying to play with us, eh?

met some muslim extremists who were just as stupid as me. They said Allah Allah in their speech 300 times

After this brainwashing, ...

Who are you kidding man?! Us or YOURSELF?
So yeah I doubt you are a Muslim user at all, to me you seem more like Nick Griffin - and you are just trying to grab attention of Muslims on this forum!! Lol. (hint)

May Allah guide you.

 

[revert2007]

:salam2:

i am SBM. Stupid British Muslim.

i used to live a full british life. going to bars. chasing girls. drinking. smoking. disobeying my parents. treating women like objects. lying. cheating. stealing.

i was only muslim in name and not in practice. Then i met some muslim extremists who were just as stupid as me. They said Allah Allah in their speech 300 times. I became very impressed.

i started to grow my beard long for no reason and dressing up like an african even though this is not given in Quran or Hadith.

According to the muslim extremists, only they and their group are the last remaning muslims on earth. only we will go to Paradise and everybody else is a kafir. anyone who disagrees is a kafir and only we are right. everyone is wrong. we will not listen to anyone and everyone has to listen to us.

i love UK and don't want to leave it. I still pay my taxes to the UK government, and sitting 3000 miles away from actual situations, I curse and criticize muslims in their own countries with their own problems.

I do not care about muslims in their own countries. I will not help them in their daily life problems. I only care about speeches with Allah Allah in them 300 times. After this brainwashing, I will keep on living in UK and paying taxes to the UK government. I will help this non-muslim country increase its GDP but i will never help any muslim in Asia.

because i am SBM. Stupid British Muslim.

welcome to tti...

first of all there is no point on revealing ur sins and by doing this u are just adding more sins into ur account(sorry for being frank here.i dont like to beat around the bush)

if u think u are SBM,do something about to change urself..there are many reverts in UK and they are such a wonderful jewels of islam...but why born muslim are being such a way?...it is not a pride to say am a SBM and am not helping muslims.....


u already mention all the negative things and u know who u are and where u stand..congrats for doing so....now what can u do about it?

listen..British Goverment is not gonna decide ur hell heaven..it is Allah who decides and why dont u fear Him....being a SBM is just for the next 50 years i guess(if u are lucky enough to live that long) but being in hell is eternal..think about it....i dont wanna write too much here..u can continue reading the rest in my other threads...

by the way am a revert sister .i took 12 years to convert and i know how hard it is to find my way back..it was just like being lost in amazon wood and there is no chance i could find my way back except with Allah's help..u are born muslim and do not take it for granted...if Allah can make u be muslim,He can take it away from u as well..


Repent now....no more delaying..do taubah nasuha now and surrender to Allah..who knows when u are gonna die..no one knows...dont wait to repent coz the time will never wait for u....
Giving up Islam(Life and Islam)

Feeding your soul

The best book ever is the quran and read it as well....what is the point of being a muslim if u don't understand Allah's message

 

[SBMnumber1]

please brother you must understand. i m SBM. when i make salah, i do it like i am doing a favour to Allah. in reality Allah does not need me, I need Allah.

but i have very little knowledge. i grew up in british society. so i act like i m the only muslim alive. even if the whole world converted to islam, my group will still fight other muslims.

my group will accuse other muslims of not being "muslim" enough. becoz my groups is full of SBM.

we do not help anybody. we do not respect any muslims worldwide. we only care about ourselves. we encourage terrorist activities even when Sheikh Ibn Ba'az has condemned this sort of behaviour.

we say bad things about British Government when in actual practice we lick the British boots that kick us. please understand. i am SBM. Englishman gives me 2 breads, i sing praises of him and condemn my own muslim brothers.

why? becoz Englishman gave me 2 slices of bread. now i will lick his boots. that is my reality and I will continue to criticize other muslims in other parts of the world. becoz i don't want to leave UK. I want to stay here like a slave. I love dunya. I love money. If i go somewhere else, I will have to leave money and dunya luxury.

So i will stay in UK and just make noise. I will criticize other muslims in other parts of the world and never help them in any way. I will continue to pay taxes to UK government and never do anything whenever NATO bombs the muslims.

Everytime NATO will bomb the muslims, i will make some noise, then sit down quietly and feed from the White British Hand.

becoz I am Stupid British-born Muslim and i will never leave my white masters.

 

[revert2007]

are u another person being around here just to waste our time???????and u said in ur statement that u will continue this way and u will never help any muslims...then go and get ur life dude..what are u doing here in an islamic forum if u have decided that u will continue ur life this way...are u sort of"doing dawah" so that we can join u??????give me a break..all the members here are the very good people that i came to know in mylife...i dont want any spoilt apple to be in my basket.


u just enjoy the rest of the members begging u to be a good muslim and keep on begging to change urlife???????oh give me a break...we have better job to do such as guidng the non muslims..u alread hv theguidance which is the quran..it is up to u if u wanna read and follow it...if u continue saying that u are SBM...go ahead than...how can i talk to a sealed heart...

u didnt even ask for our help...u are just proudly giving the statement that u are SBM...how pathetic

 

[D.Ahmed]

please brother you must understand. i m SBM. when i make salah, i do it like i am doing a favour to Allah. in reality Allah does not need me, I need Allah.

but i have very little knowledge. i grew up in british society. so i act like i m the only muslim alive. even if the whole world converted to islam, my group will still fight other muslims.

my group will accuse other muslims of not being "muslim" enough. becoz my groups is full of SBM.

we do not help anybody. we do not respect any muslims worldwide. we only care about ourselves. we encourage terrorist activities even when Sheikh Ibn Ba'az has condemned this sort of behaviour.

we say bad things about British Government when in actual practice we lick the British boots that kick us. please understand. i am SBM. Englishman gives me 2 breads, i sing praises of him and condemn my own muslim brothers.

why? becoz Englishman gave me 2 slices of bread. now i will lick his boots. that is my reality and I will continue to criticize other muslims in other parts of the world. becoz i don't want to leave UK. I want to stay here like a slave. I love dunya. I love money. If i go somewhere else, I will have to leave money and dunya luxury.

So i will stay in UK and just make noise. I will criticize other muslims in other parts of the world and never help them in any way. I will continue to pay taxes to UK government and never do anything whenever NATO bombs the muslims.

Everytime NATO will bomb the muslims, i will make some noise, then sit down quietly and feed from the White British Hand.

becoz I am Stupid British-born Muslim and i will never leave my white masters.

:salam2:

Dude seriously I think you're here to take the p*** aren't you? How can anyone take you seriously when you talk a load of tosh?? But if you however believe in what you are saying then you seriously need to see a councillor (shrink) because this is not normal behaviour by any means.
May Allah swt guide you to the straight path.

 

[podolski11]

salam alaykum

well SBM why come here and tell us all this??....GO TO UR SO CALLED GROUP THAT UR TALKING BOUT ..........this brat is jz here to get attention......i mean cant u notice the way hes writing???.........this is the net now every1 here comes with sincere intentions ....some people come here to fool around..............


PEOPLE CLICK THE RED BUTTON AT LEAST!!!!!!!!

 

[BrotherInIslam7]

:salam2:

la taghdab brothers and sisters...

@ SBM

Brother, this website is for propagation of Islam and for people to turn towards Islam and seek closeness with our creator Allah swt.

I dont know your intentions for posting such a message, but I would like to advice you :-

1) If you are posting just to rile people and make them upset, then you aren't gaining a lot. You are wasting your time which you could spend in doing something productive and even learning more about Islam from the wonderful threads we have on this website.

2) If you are hell bent on your opinion that you are a 'stupid british muslim', then it is not going to help you one bit by restating it over and over.
If you realise that you are falling short in being a good muslim, then try to gain knowledge about how to do things right and avoid the wrong. There are many threads on this website that can surely benefit you.

I hope that you would realize that your posts here are of no benefit unless you either 'try to learn more about Islam from this website' or 'ask questions about Islam'. Questions that you really want to ask to understand the deen better, rather than to stir controversy or to bring about debate.

I hope you do the right thing by utilizing the resources of this website and gaining from it.

 

[SBMnumber1]

brother please,

i am living in UK. i am the white man's slave. he feeds me. i must criticize all muslims living in muslim countries. my White Master wants me to be against my own people so I will work for him

 

[revert2007]

brother please,

i am living in UK. i am the white man's slave. he feeds me. i must criticize all muslims living in muslim countries. my White Master wants me to be against my own people so I will work for him

then get the hack out of here man...why are u bugging us...we dont give a damn to whom u are working for and that is none of our businnes and for the first and last...WE DONT GIVE A DAMN TO UR PERSONAL LIFE AND HOWEVER IT IS GOING OR WHAT U ARE DOING FOR LIVING....wHAt is ur motive of being here

p.s:sorry my dear brothers n sister on tti..i just feel sick with this guy and i just trying my best to control my temper though.