lol, I have so many stories being that I work in emergency medical, and Im in and out of hospitals ,somtimes ppl say is it cold outside, or are you cold, or this one time I had a old catholic patient who jus kept being sarcastic saying snid remarks, like what kind of hat is that, why are you wearing long sleeves you must be hot, why are you soo wraped like its a storm coming, I simply said to him, mr. such n such well arent you catholic? he said yes, I said are these same questions asked to your cathlic women or to the nuns and smiled? he remaind very quite....my partner said that I was wrong, oh well..
another 1 was at target, since I am completely coverd outside of work I guess I rather do look like dark vader but I was in line and heard a sudden crying from a child, I turned to notice the crying ws because the little toddler was afraid of me, the parents were soo upset and the older kid was pointin dad, dad look, but they wouldnt look I was crackling up, I think my laughing made them more annoyed, last quick one, Ok I jus moved to a newneighborhood, and there a lil playground across from me, now I dont speak neg about other peoples un trained, non mannered kidz but they were cussing up a storm so I told hold of my lil ones and said lets go, so the loud mouth of the crew says outloud WATCH YALL MOUTH THERES MOTHR JESUS!!! and that started a lil chant, omgoodness, I wanted to fight them kids lol.....